a few nots

14 Jun

do not shave your head

do not give your 8 year old botox

do not tell your slow developing daughter she needs breast implants

do not feed your chimp antidepresents and/or treat it like your child

do not tell a guy you’ll kill him, especially on the first date

do not shave anyone elses head without their permission

do not let your armpit hair grow and expect to be considered attractive

do not leave your house without any money

do not wear clothes that reveal the things men are built to want to look at and expect men not to look

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