we’re right here

5 Jul

ok cookoos mcgoos, here’s something precious few of you crazies seem to pick up on. we’re right here and we’re mostly not morons. your clever tricks aren’t as clever as you think they are and we find your lies as see-through as your underwear.

while we’re on the topic of underwear, if you’re going to be a crazy bitch, you have to be good when they come off. it’s a universal rule that the crazier you are, the better you are in bed. now, i’m definitely here to discourage the crazy bits but there are a few elements of your prior crazy-bitch life that you can keep. being mind-blowing in bed is one of them.

crazy bitch tip: when you’re telling a lie, ask yourself: if someone told you that, would you believe them?

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