pretend offended

16 Aug

this is one of those things that just flat-out pisses me off. pretending to be offended is the pinnacle of all bullshit crazy bitch behavior. when you pull this shit, you are intentionally messing with someone.

nobody ever thinks it’s cute. no one is ever happy to realise that you were just pretending. we all just think you’re a weirdo, especially if we made the effort to apologise.

here’s a straight-forward way to think about it: if you’re the only person in the world who’s being entertained by your manipulation of the emotions of others, it’s probably because you’re being a selfish, crackpot, bitch-face type person; and you should discontinue that behavior.

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