complicated doors

22 Nov

i received this message from a friend. it details her trip to the dr today and the impressively crazy bitch who happened to also have an appointment there…

“I still can’t believe how crazy that lady was at the doctors. She was whinging about the door not being open and how she looked like an idiot just standing there waiting for nothing and then realizing there were people in the surgery but nobody would open the door for her. She swore a lot about this, like the f$:@ing door is not f$:@ing open and I feel like a f$:@ing tool when I have an appointment in 5 f$:@ing minutes. Then she whinged about some f$:@ing bastard doing some f$:@ing shit and then went back on about the door so I thought ok I’ll open it for her.. this did not impress her at all, like she didn’t yell at me but she yelled about it on the phone to whoever she was speaking to. Like I don’t think she realized how crazy she looked let alone sounded. She was yelling so loud that everybody could hear her but she must’ve thought the door blocked the sound but bitch when you yell that loud a door won’t save you. She made an effort to glare at me when she eventually stropped herself in. Man she was crazy scary to sit next to, I could feel multiple puppies being taken away from orphan children the way she looked at me.”

crazy bitch tip: learn how to use a door instead of complaining about how complicated they are.

not like this…

and definitely not like this…

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