secrets

6 Feb

Having been on the receiving side of both straight-talking women and silent, secret-keeping women I can tell you this, the secret-keeping, silent types tend to be the crazy ones. Actually, I’m yet to find a woman keeping some vital secret who isn’t also the human equivalent of a cat thrashing around in a bag, unsure of its fate but damn sure it’d rather avoid the appointment.

The more honest a woman is, the less nuts she ends up. It’s not a woman only thing but I’ve seen some stirling examples of crazy bitches that got that way by trying to keep secrets.

It’s not much of a mystery, though is it? Being straight-up tends to avoid the need for keeping secrets, which reduces the subsequent paranoia that hiding secrets brings. Then there’s the ‘secret bloom’ issue, namely that to keep a secret, lying is often required, causing the secret keeper to come up with creative bullshit that becomes less and less believable and increasingly difficult to remember.

The sad thing is that a lot of women who keep secrets do so to avoid hurting feelings. Except, people usually get more offended by being lied to than the cause of the original secret.

It’s just not fucking worth it, ya damned crazy bitches. Just say what you know you should say, when you know you should say it and avoid the potential side effects.

crazy bitch tip: nobody cares as much about the secret you’re keeping as you think they do.

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