I’m no fashionista. I’m certainly not up to speed with the trends but I can understand that some people are into looking nice, or edgy, or that they simply get bored with their look and want to change it up. It’s not my thing but it’s just another way for people to express themselves and have some fun and if that’s your thing, you get right into it and enjoy yourself.
Still, as unfashionable as I might be, I can still tell the difference between the good, the bad, and the ugly. I don’t tend to notice the good but I do pick up on the bad and I don’t think anyone is able to ignore the seriously ugly. The thing is, if everyone (even me) is noticing an effort towards fashion and thinking it’s fugly, how does the person wearing it not know?
That’s where we get into crazy bitch turf. I’m of the strong opinion that if your ‘look’ is crazy, it’s pretty likely that you’re a bit off kilter as well. If the way you present yourself to the world is nutty, chances are that the brain which chose to represent itself that way is not running on all cylinders.
Who am I to judge though? Take a look at this collection of stylised eyebrows and you tell me how many of these women look like crazy bitches…
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- My eyebrows give more fucks than I do
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- I used to be a serial killer but no one will recognise me now that my ‘eyebrows’ are pink
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- why yes, children, please come in to my gingerbread house.
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- If it weren’t for my eyebrows, people might not realise that I’m quite strange. Gotta give clues or it’s just not fair.
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- I liked my eyebrows so much I put them on twice.
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- I let my children practice their drawing skills on my face.
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- I’m going for the ‘my eyebrows are the corners of my face’ look
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- I figure if I make my eyebrows and lips look weird enough you’ll end up looking between them and see my stunning eyes.
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- I’m an athlete.
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- Eyebrows? Incisions? Whatever!
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- In case you ever suspect I’m not angry, I’ve drawn on eyebrows in such a way as to reassure you that I am.
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- I’m trying to attract a klingon. so far I’ve attracted two.
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- Tadpoles? Sperm? It’s fun to guess!
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- Sure, I could go with human looking eyebrows but where’s the fun in that? Two smears of black mess, please!
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- I don’t have time for your fancy curves, just line me up, dammit!
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- In this piece, I present my face as the symbolic connecting between one power cable and another.
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- Pfft, natural look? Screw that, gimme a texta, stat!
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- I reaalllllllly want you to notice my expressions
So what do you think? How many of these women do you think would fall into the crazy bitch categorisation?
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