2 May

I like boobs. I like them very much, actually and I really love the way boobs jiggle. I’m also a big fan of athletic, beautifully fit women who are confident enough to let me see their beautiful boobies jiggle.

How, then, could someone go wrong by putting in a bit of effort to show me all these things I enjoy in a single video? On paper, it would seem to be a perfect concept. Let me show you what I’m talking about…

Let me take nothing away from how attractive this particular region of this particular woman is. At first, my feeble male brain sees the jubblies moving too and fro with reckless abandon for their cloth captors and I can’t help but notice a deviation of blood from my brain to other areas. My first impression is indeed one of fwoaaarrrr!!! Sadly however, there’s enough resources left in my grey matter that my simple mind begins to ponder the making of this video.

On screen we see some beautiful boobies. Off screen, there’s a very attractive woman running around with a video camera hanging off her head, pointing down into her cleavage. That’s a pretty weird image in my mind but that’s not the end of it because I then imagine her running hard enough to work up a sweat, all the while making sure to keep her assets in frame.

Having recognised that this video didn’t happen by chance, I’m also forced to acknowledge that there was a bit of planning and consideration that went into its making. This fine young lady didn’t just happen to be in this specific location with a gopro haning off her forehead. The video didn’t just make its own way onto youtube for the world to see. At a bare minimum, she had to consider where she’d film this, how she would be certain her glorious bosom would sit well in the frame.

Ms bounce-a-lot also didn’t just think about it though, she went through with her plan. She made her way to her chosen location. She positioned the camera. She literally ran herself out of breath with the camera dangling into her chesticles. She got home and reviewed the footage and thought to herself “yep, it’s a good idea to take this footage of my breastaculars and post it on the internet”, and she went through with her decision to share the jiggle of her biggles with all of humanity, for all time.

As much as I enjoyed the sight of her near perfect titilations, I’m still left thinking that our protagonist here is purely after attention. Everyone is after attention to some degree but if I’m honest, as much as I do love seeing a fine pair in motion, I have to concede that I also think anyone who went to this much effort to get some attention is treading a tight-rope right through the middle of crazy-bitch circus.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t go doing strange things for attention from strangers. You probably won’t get the sort of attention you’re really after.

I really hope the woman in the video is just a really funny person with a great sense of humour, and she thought this would just be a hilarious video. It’s a fun idea and I can’t say I don’t like it but geez, to go through with it, is kinda impressively nutty.

One Response to “Bounce”


  1. Narcissism and a boobie video | how not to be a crazy bitch - 2014.08.18

    […] I’ve spoken in the past about the fact that, despite my own love for the bouncy parts of ladies, I think roaming around with a video camera dangling off your head, pointing down at your jubblies is…. […]


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