100 Problems

31 May

Wow. 100th post. That’s a milestone I never expected to reach.

I started this site because I’d had a string of dealing with women who were making absolutely no sense to me. I tried very hard to make sense of what the hell it was that I was doing to cause so many ladies to act so very bizarrely but I couldn’t figure it out, so I asked around. I asked my friends, my colleagues, random strangers in random conversations in random locations. The answer came back time and again, I was just having an unfortunate run of dealing with some ‘crazy bitches’.

Weather or not those women were actually crazy bitches or not is hard for me to say. I only know my side of the stories and I’m looking forward to letting you all in on them and hearing what you have to say.

In the meantime, today is a big deal. In addition to this being the 100 posts, I’ve also hit a milestone as far as views on this site and I’m stoked about that. It turns out there’s actually a fair bit of demand for this whole How Not To Be A Crazy Bitch thing. There’s one more milestone, we’ve just completed the 10th Episode of our silly little How Not To Be A Crazy Bitch web series and I’ll be posting that very soon. All in all, this is a pretty awesome day!

Anyshways, as fun as it is to ramble on about all the cool shit that’s going on with this site, I better shut the hell up and provide you some content. Here we go, post 100…

I guess Jay-Z has 100 problems, now

This video shows us Beyonce’s sister Solange throwing a rage of furious little fists and very pointy shoes at Jay-Z. I’ve heard a bit of back-story to this and it’s arguable that Solange might be well within her rights to be absolutely furious with Jay-Z. It’s all very gossipy and, to be 100%, I just don’t care enough about it to try and recount what I’ve heard. If you’re into that sort of tabloid stuff, you’ll find plenty here.

The point I want to make is that it doesn’t matter anymore if Solange was justified in her anger at Jay-z because she let herself get all fist-cuffs about it and her violent outburst was caught on camera and shown to the world. That really sucks because now the majority of people have heard about, and seen, this video and will assume Solange is downright crazy bitch. What if she’s not? What if she’s justified? What if there’s a legit reason for her to be furious? It doesn’t matter because the vast majority are never going to hear the details, they’ve just assumed Solange = Bat Shit Crazy and that’s the end of it.

It’s worth keeping in mind that an outburst, no matter how justified, is still unacceptable and it’s still going to make you look like a crazy person. I can’t think of a single situation where you could be dressed to the nines, spend a few minutes trying to bash in the skull of another person with your fists and feet and then leave with a big smile like everything’s ok, and still have everybody think you’re a normal person.

Crazy bitch tip: Men aren’t allowed to hit women. Women aren’t allowed to hit men. In fact, no one should hit anyone. Hitting anyone is a bad idea. Hitting a billionaire is a terrible idea.

Happy 100 to me!

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