Baby train

4 Jun

I never would have though I’d have to explain this one. I just… never… it didn’t occur to me that… I mean why would you… ah whatever, look, you don’t ever strap your baby to the train of your dress as you walk down the aisle on your wedding day because everyone that sees or hears about it is going to think you’re a crazy bitch.

Baby train

Just to clarify, it wouldn’t matter if it was ball gown or a prom dress, that’d still be crazy. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a normal day and not a big event, that’s still crazy. It doesn’t matter if you’re just doing it at home, it’s still crazy. So, one more time, never drag your baby behind you because that’s fucking mental.

If you’ve already dragged your baby behind you and everyone is telling you it’s crazy, you’re better off acknowledging that it was a bad decision. That’s not what this lady did. This is what she had to say about it in a few choice facebook updates:

“People questioning what we do, commenting all negative, and just doing the most,” she wrote.

“We good though we covered by the Blood which never loose (sic) its power.

“So to the media, radio, news, and whomever else wanting to talk about what WE do here you go:

“Media Media I see how it works regardless the situation or purpose people gone (sic) have something negative to say!

“The answer is we do what we want, when we want, as long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gona (sic) continue to be fine.”

“Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train,” Mrs Carter-Brooks wrote.

“Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!!

“So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog (sic) way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!!”

Sometimes it’s good to be unique and do something no one has ever done before. Sometimes it’s not.

Crazy bitch tip: do not drag your newborn infant along the ground anywhere, anytime.

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