Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to steam your vagina. Doctors do not.

10 Feb

Yep. That’s correct. Gwyneth Paltrow get her vagina steamed. Not only does she get her own vagina steamed, she thinks all women should get on board and allow steaming hot water vapour in and around their vaginas.

Fair play, I’m not your go to man when it comes to giving advice on how to maintain a vagina but I disagree with this advice. It just doesn’t seem like a good call. As it happens, every doctor that has had anything to say about this approach to feminine hygiene seems to have a similar NOPE sentiment when they’ve commented on this unusual practice.

You know something, ladies? Men like vaginas the way they are. Yes, you should keep them clean and most of us blokes prefer that the garden is well maintained, but beyond that there’s not a lot you should be doing to it. Vaginas are beautiful and there just doesn’t seem to be any good reason to go attacking them with steam… you know… because that could burn the bajeezus outta your fun bits! There are far safer ways to get an “energetic release”, trust me!

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Crazy bitch tip: Steam and vaginas should never mix.

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