Pipe girl (Do not hit people with a pipe)

14 Feb

In Russia, there’s an issue with people not respecting the road laws. You’ve probably seen the videos of cars being thrown into all sorts of unbelievably crazy positions by Russian drivers. There are so many videos of that stuff out there because one way to keep your insurance premiums within a remotely bearable price is to have a dash-cam on your car, which allows the footage to show who was at fault in any accident.

You can understand why there’s a movement to stop this ridiculous driving, or at a minimum to make sure people don’t drive on the footpath. And that’s why there’s Stop a Douchebag.

Now, I’m not in anyway saying that women are the only douchebags on the Russian roads. Far from it! There appear to be douchebags of extraordinary proportions of all genders, races and religions, driving around Russia likes it’s their own personal Mario Kart. I’m only referring to one specific douchebag who appears in the latest episode of Stop a Douchebag. When I saw Pipe Girl, I had to share!

Pipe Girl is not happy about being told not to drive on the footpath. Pipe Girl believes that owning a vehicle gives her the right to drive wherever the hell she wants and that if anyone happens to get in the way of her vehicle, that’s their own bloody fault! On top of this, if Pipe Girl hits you with her car, she wants to make sure you don’t do anything as horrible as leaving a mark on it! I mean, of course, it’s the pedestrian’s fault for being in the way of her car on the footpath, so if the pedestrian leaves their blood or whatever on her car after she hits them, it’s obvious that the pedestrian is to blame.

Pipe Girl is sure coming off as a crazy bitch already, but once she breaks the big metal pipe out and starts hitting the pedestrians who were so callously walking on the footpath like they had some sort of right to be there, she pretty much seals her fate as bearing the right to the label ‘crazy bitch’ for as long as people have access to this video. The astonishing part to me is where the people she was attacking take the pipe away from her and she pleads to have it back, promising that she’ll leave once she has it. Eventually, they give it back to her and… surprise, surprise! She attacks them with the pipe they’ve just handed back to her. That’s some double crazy bitch activity.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not hit people with a pipe.

 

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