There’s no such thing as free cash

21 Feb

I think by now everyone knows that a buttload of reality TV is scripted bullshit. It doesn’t really matter if that video is ‘real’ or scripted, the point I want to make is the same either way. The woman at the counter is coming across as a crazy bitch because she starts screaming at the woman behind the counter instead of taking on board what is being explained to her.

It’s not so crazy to misunderstand something. It is a bit much to think you could go to a shop and just have money thrown at you, but when someone tries to explain to you that you’ve misunderstood something, screaming at them is not going to improve the chances of you getting the free money you’ve decided you are entitled to.

It’s very, very rare that screaming at someone who you’re trying to get something from is going to improve your chances of getting what you’re after, so if you don’t want to come across as a crazy bitch, don’t go around screaming at people.

Secondly, when you’re making a big group of people wait for you, they’re going to get annoyed. That’s just how it is. People don’t like being held up, and they certainly don’t like having to wait for silly bullshit. So if you don’t want to be seen as a crazy bitch, don’t start yelling back at the people who you are annoying by wasting their day.

Thirdly, fighting is always a strong indication that you’re a crazy bitch, so don’t do that. Choosing to fight is a bad idea, but the location in which you choose to fight can amplify just how crazy you come across. If you were to get into a boxing match with someone in an actual boxing ring, plenty of people will still think that’s a bit crazy, but if you get into a punch up in a parking lot, you’ll be labeled a crazy bitch by pretty much everyone that sees it, especially if they’ve just watched you scream at a cashier about wanting your free money, then screamed at the angry crowd that was waiting for you while you screamed at the cashier.

Crazy bitch tip: Minimise screaming. Minimise fighting.

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