Don’t titty-bump old ladies to the ground

5 Mar

A woman who doesn’t have a valid drivers license drove to Walmart and failed miserably to pull into the handicapped spot she was aiming for. She failed so badly that a little old lady thought the spot was free and pulled into it.

The little old lady has a valid handicapped parking permit which she was provided because she recently had a hip replacement surgery. The younger woman did have a handicapped parking permit with her, the thing is, it wasn’t her permit. It sounds like she’d taken someone else’s and was using it on her car.

The younger woman is looking like a pretty shitty human being already, what with driving without a license and using an invalid handicapped permit, but then she went and upped herself right into crazy bitch territory by getting angry at the old lady and “titty bumping” her to the ground.

When the police asked the younger woman about this, she said:

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“it’s not my fault the elderly woman bounced off my big (chest).”

 

“it’s not my fault the elderly woman bounced off my big (chest).”

We all know she said “titties” instead of (chest), and I’d wager she didn’t actually use the term ‘elderly woman’ either.

The thing about being elderly and having major surgeries is, it makes a frail person even more frail. Generally speaking, it’s a bad idea to go around knocking people to the ground. It’s an even worse idea to go knocking elderly people to the ground. It’s still worse to go around knocking elderly women to the ground, and worse than that is to go around knocking elderly women who are recovering from major surgeries to the ground!

Now, you might have a good reason to knock someone to the ground. Y’know, maybe there’s an eagle trying to catch them as prey and carry them away for some eats, and if so, fair enough, knock that old lady to the ground. If, however, you’re an unlicensed driver trying to park your car in a spot you don’t have the right to be in and they take that spot because they’re struggling to get around on account of being old and recovering from surgery, well, you’re being pretty unreasonable. The best course of action if you’re already in the wrong is definitely not to make the situation worse, and by throwing your angry titties at an old lady to smash her to the ground, well, that’s not going to make the situation better.

The elderly woman in this scenario is now recovering from having spent quite some time on the ground in the snow after her hip surgery came undone. She has since had another hip surgery and is, yet again, suffering through the recovery process of that.

(You can stop watching at [2:30] into the video, I don’t know why they’ve added the Beatles stuff after the report.)

Crazy bitch tip: never titty bump old ladies to the ground.

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