Screaming ruins public transport

26 Mar

Dear crazy bitches

Dear crazy bitches,

We all understand that relationships are difficult and that sometimes this will trigger emotional responses that don’t represent you at your best.

All the rest of society is asking is that you hold that side back until you’re at home, or at least until you get off the bus.

Here’s a video example of how screaming in public can your fellow members of society quite uncomfortable:

Signed,

The rest of us.

Dear suicidal podgy white boys

Dear little white boys,

When confined in a small area and confronted with a woman who is ranting and acting like a psycho, please don’t say anything to make the situation worse. We ask that you be especially careful in this regard while using public transport, because if said woman is a crazy bitch, she might just climb on you and beat you to a pulp.

Watching a man be beaten to a pulp is never good and nobody likes having to wait for your ambulance to arrive, or spend time filling out witness statements instead of getting home at the end of the day.

So, please consider your fellow passengers and don’t make a bad situation worse.

Signed,

Your fellow passengers.

Tip of the day: If you absolutely have to scream at your significant other, please at least wait until you’re off any form of public transport. Your shit doesn’t need to be everyone else’s shit.

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