Do not attach dildos to your power tools

27 Mar

Hey, look, you can do pretty much whatever you want when it comes to cumming. I don’t want to judge people for the way the get their rocks off. It’s just that something look safer and more reasonable than others, and attaching a dildo to a power tool seems to be on the risky end of the spectrum.

Decide for yourself.

I believe the woman in the following video is speaking German, I’m not sure because I don’t speak German. Unfortunately I’m not so good at understanding exactly what’s happening based purely on body language. You know how it is, things get lost in translation when you lack the ability to comprehend the nuance of the words being spoken.

I mean, with all the maniacal laughing and dildo flapping around at 10,000 rpm or so, it’s still possible she’s not a crazy bitch but rather an inventive DIY craftswoman. I guess I’ll never know.

Crazy bitch tip: If you need a more powerful sex toy, I’d recommend doing a search online before you start combining your existing sex toys with your power tools.

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