6 simple rules of public transport

16 Apr

Here are 6 simple rule of public transport which you can follow to help ensure you don’t piss off an entire train carriage full of people:

  1. You get one seat.
  2. Wear shoes whenever boarding public transport.
  3. Keep your shoes on for the entire trip.
  4. Do not use extra seats, especially if others are standing.
  5. Do not put your feet on the seats.
  6. Do not negatively impact your fellow passengers’ trip.


Crazy bitch tip: do not act like the woman pictured above.

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