Archive | August, 2015

Do not climb inside a dead horse

31 Aug

Even if you and your boyfriend are both fans of that scene in Star Wars where Luke cut open that [insert proper name of weird horse thing he rides] to sleep in so he didn’t die from the cold, that doesn’t mean the rest of the world is gonna be cool with you cutting open a horse and climbing inside it.

Warning: the pics for this are gross and definitely not for the squeamish.

Are you sure you want to see this?
Because you can’t unsee it?
Last chance to change your mind…
Ok… Here you go…

So, there you have it. A crazy bitch and a massive douche hacked up a horse and nibbled on it. Then she climbed inside the somewhat disembowelled horse carcass, for… y’know… something to do? Or maybe it was art? Usually if it’s this weird it’s either mental illness or art. This one might be both.

I kinda hope it is both because there’s just no good reason to climb inside a gutted horse unless that horse ate your $1,000,000 and you have to get it back. 

See, that’s what makes this seem like the actions of a crazy bitch, the fact that there’s no real reason behind it. I guess there’s nothing particularly bitchy about, except for the fact that releasing these pics was no doubt going to upset horse lovers everywhere.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure most people will pretty quickly assume you’re a crazy bitch if you climb inside a horse, so please don’t do that.

Crazy bitch tip: there are very, very few good reasons to be on the inside of an animal. Unless you’re a vet or a taxidermist, it’s a bad call.

Your pets are not weapons

26 Aug

This may be news to some, but your pet is alive. It feels pain. It does not exist purely as a fashion accessory. It does not exist purely for your amusement and entertainment. It is certainly not a weapon to be thrown at other people during disagreements.

Bitch slapped

Crazy bitch tip: Please don’t throw your pets at people.

Faithfulness is not a reason to dislike a partner

16 Aug

Crazy bitch tip: it’s a good thing to be faithful.

Tampons are not a form of oppressionĀ 

10 Aug

I hope this is fake.  

Crazy bitch tip: you can use, or not use, whichever sanitary products you like, and you can take the blame for the smell and the people running away from your general vicinity.

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