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If you are reading this you are too close

30 May

Happy birthday, Callum.


“I wouldn’t have to lie if you trusted me”

19 May

Overly Attached Girlfriend’s Great Grandmother 

15 May

If you cheat, it’s your fault

20 Feb


Crazy bitch tip: People are going to call you a crazy bitch when you try to blame your cheating on anyone but yourself, because you’re the only one to blame.

Um… Hillary, I don’t think that’s right

1 Feb

Yes, she really said that!

Crazy bitch tip: 1. Don’t talk about men like they’re properties to lose, and; 2. Stop just making shit up to pander to your current audience.


Traveller coming unglued

23 Jan

Crazy bitch tip: don’t say shit like that.


A matter of taste

30 Dec

When did you last masturbate? This doesn't taste like three days!

To be honest, I kinda think if you know someone well enough to differentiate the taste of their semen based on days gone without ejaculating, you’ve got a very tight-knit relationship going and that’s sort of nice. With that said, it’s still going to sound weird if you question your significant other’s masturbational frequency based on the taste of their man-goo.

Crazy bitch tip: A lot of people are going to assume you’re a crazy bitch if you start using your knowledge a cum-connoisseur as evidence to prove or disprove the statements of others.

The safe word

4 Jun

The Safe WordCrazy bitch tip: No. That is not the safe word.

That’s too much information

27 Apr Too Much Information by

Found this post about sharing too much information one over at Reddit, posted by  by Jaws5311.

Too Much Information by

Obviously the woman in question has had an awful time and needs some help recovering from the horrible shit life has dumped on her, and I have no doubt that her passenger felt great sympathy for her, but what the hell can you say in response? Doing shit like this just makes it awkward for everyone.

Crazy bitch tip: It’s usually a bad idea to mention that you were raped to anyone who you’re meeting for the first time.


If we destroy all the scales no one will know we’re fat

21 Apr

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t blame the scales for what they say.

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