lesson 2: contradiction

guys aren’t goldfish, we have a memory of more than 30 seconds. it’s pretty awesome but it does make understanding the crazy shit you ladies do a brain-bending experience sometimes. if you act one way every day, we’ll be surprised when you (seemingly at random), start acting completely differently.

real world examples

i hooked up with a girl after a long build up of mutual flirting. a few days later we went out and had a great time but at the end she tells me how it’s too complicated and we can’t see each other. immediately after that, she smacks me on the arse in a playful, sexy way. wtf?

why it happens

we don’t care why. see the rule.

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