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Jealousy: hilarious in children, hideous in adults

12 Apr Young boy with his hands on his hips in a display of grumpiness with a younger girl who just interrupted his dance with a different girl.

Some things are funny when kids do them but abhorrent when adults do them. Jealousy is a great example.

That grumpy pose the boy throws at the dance thief is friggin comedy gold!

The grown-up version of jealousy is not as funny. That’s mostly because jealousy is kinda childish. As an adult, you’ll naturally still feel jealous, the difference is that you should have grown out of acting on it. The star of the next video hasn’t learned this lesson yet.

See the difference? The kid is funny, the adult is a bit on the terrifying and unhinged level. Not cool. Very not cool.

Crazy bitch tip: Your jealousy is your issue. Figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn’t hurt other people.

Don’t get into a catfight with teenaged school girls

12 Feb

Here in my home town of Perth, Western Australia, footage has surfaced of a grown woman getting in amongst a fight between her daughter and another girl from the same school. The mother has then tackled the girl her daughter was fighting with and mounted her like a big old maniac and screamed right into that terrified teenagers face, eventually escalating the situation by punching the child in the face.

See for yourself.

It’s early days in the story and I’m sure more details will come to light. I have my suspicions that the girl who ended up having someone’s mum screaming in her face might have done a few things that she shouldn’t have, but it wouldn’t matter even if she has because being a horrible little shit is pretty much your job when you’re a teenager. As an adult, you have to know better than to go around tackling children to the ground, screaming at them and punching them in the face and giving them black eyes.

Even if the only reason you don’t go around mounting and assaulting teenagers is that you know it would be embarrassing to be caught on video being such a twat, that’s ok. Whatever your reasoning, the important part is that you do not go around beating up children.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a fan of high school kids even at the best of times. Holy mackerel are they annoying! I totally understand the urge belt them upside the head. The thing is, they’re really not old enough to know what they’re doing yet. So, as a fully grown adult, you have to ignore their ridiculous antics and focus on doing things the right way. If a kid is trying to hurt your kid, of course you stop that from happening, but then you go to the police and have the kid charged with assault. You do not act just as bad as the child and go all crazy bitch by assaulting the kid!

If you want to read more about this sorry state of affairs, you can do so here: http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/02/12/05/17/mum-gets-involved-in-fight-between-schoolgirls-in-perth

Crazy bitch tip: Even in the most trying of circumstances, you must maintain adult level behaviour.

PS: Wooohoooo 200 posts!!!

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