Yes, obviously these are parodies, but they’re disturbingly accurate.
Crazy bitch tip: Don’t buy magazines that make money by exploiting your insecurities.
Also, if anyone knows the source of these please let me know so I can credit them.
Tag Archives: bitch
Don’t read things that make you feel crazy
21 Apr
Almost one week anniversary
18 Apr
Yeah, that’s not a thing. That’s just crazy. 
Crazy bitch tip: never do this.
It’s still cheating when you’re the one doing it
12 Apr
Crazy bitch tip: don’t cheat on your partner
People shouldn’t judge you based on your appearance, but they will
7 Apr
We don’t like to admit it but we do judge people based on the way they look. We shouldn’t and most of us try not to, but sometimes it’s impossible not to make a connection between the way someone has chosen to dress and the type of person we assume them to be.
The image above is a prime example. The woman wearing this combination of death-nails that hang out of her shoes and straining that stretchy legging stuff to breaking point could well be a Nobel prize winner who does rocket science projects as a hobby between sessions of teaching others how to deal effectively with their emotions, but that’s not the impression her attire is giving off.
I’m not saying you shouldn’t dress how you want. Everyone’s free to dress however they like, of course. What I’m saying is you should at least be aware of the impression you’re giving off.
Crazy bitch tip: If you don’t want people to think you’re a crazy bitch, don’t wear a crazy bitch outfit.
Musical Madness (Rachel Bloom seems pretty cool)
6 Apr
I’m not familiar with the show these videos are from, and to be honest, I only found out about any of this because I saw some big boobs bouncing around on my feed and that was enough to catch the caveman part of my brain and triggered further investigation.
I don’t think that’s entirely my fault. Anyways, I figured anything from a show called ‘Crazy Ex Girlfriend‘ is probably gonna have some content that suits this site. Turns out I was right.
Strangely enough, I don’t think Rachel Bloom is a crazy bitch, I think she’s just using satire to get her point across. I’m a huge fan of that approach, so she actually seems pretty awesome to me.
Yeah, ok, that’s a bit nuts but she is living proof that acting like a crazy bitch is not a permanent thing, that people can choose not to be crazy bitches.
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to masturbate angrily after watching that one or not, but I guess I’m gonna have to check out her show now.
Crazy bitch tip: if you ever catch yourself lying in your diary, it’s probably time to talk to someone about what’s going on in your life.
Bonus Video:
Avoid being hypocritical
4 Apr
First of all, I think most people are already aware that shaming is, in fact, as example of shaming. What I really wanted to point is the fact that points 4 and 5 are especially contradictory, don’t you think?
Crazy bitch tip: Practice what you preach.
Miata been a bad idea
10 Mar
Long story short, the two women in the above picture (credit to Reddit user speednub1), saw a car they have a low opinion of and decided to climb inside it and stomp around on the seats in their high heels.
The general population’s reaction to this image has thus far been a resounding “What the fuck?” and the words bitch and crazy have been pointed repeatedly at the women pictured, among other, far less pleasant terms.Clearly there are some people out there who don’t understand why this scenario has inspired uproar, otherwise this picture wouldn’t exist in the first place. So, I’m going to attempt to clarify.What they did wrong
- The two women in the picture are intentionally treating someone else’s property poorly, knowing full well that their actions may damage that property.The two women are enjoying their efforts to attempt to damage someone else’s property.The reason these two women are happily attempting to damage someone else’s property because it doesn’t match their personal tastes
- .The two women are so ignorant that they fully believe their actions are acceptable. They have intentionally shared the fun they had attempting to damage someone else’s property publicly via social media, complete with easily personally identifiable features.By proudly noting, at least 12 hours after the incident occurred, that “heels were intact,” they have pointed out that the incident wasn’t a random, alcohol fueled mistake but instead something they do not regret at all a full day later.
Why people are angry
As a society, we’ve agreed on a few thousand rules. We call them laws. They pretty much all come back to the simplest rule of all, known as The Golden Rule. It states: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” It’s a damned simple rule and it’s extremely effective at keeping society functional.
Note that the Golden Rule does not include the clause: “unless you don’t like their taste in cars”; or: “unless you think it will be funny to your friends”; or: “unless you have nice legs and pretty hair”; or: “unless you’re lucky enough to live in a country so wealthy that you feel entitled to judge people based on their financial expenditures”; or any other clauses.
Selfish and self centred
If I had to boil it down, the reason the actions of the two women in the picture is so offensive is because it so unbelievably selfish and self centred. It inspires an immediate reaction of “who the fuck do you think you are?” What they’re doing is openly flouting one of the core concepts of society.
They’re treating someone else like a piece of shit and laughing about it. They’re doing so because they feel entitled to, because they think themselves ‘better’ than someone who would buy a Miata, and for some reason they think they are exempt from the rules we’re all expected to follow. Plus, they’re ‘rubbing it in’ by gloating about it.
We don’t hate them because they’re beautiful, but it sure doesn’t help their cause.
Don’t get me wrong, people would be furious even if these two women weren’t attractive, but the fact that they are just reminds us all that we know attractive young woman already have a head start in life, and knowing that only makes it more offensive when we see them taking advantage of others or ignoring social norms.
How could they have avoided this?
It’s not surprising to learn that there are people out there who think that their opinion is more important than everyone else’s, or that the rules don’t apply to them, or that they’re better than everyone else, or that they don’t respect other people. As much as we might wish that weren’t true, we know all that there are people out there who think that way.
And that’s where the girls in the picture went wrong. They went beyond thinking in a way that the majority of us consider revolting, they acted on it. If they’d just walked past that Miata and commented on how ‘hideous’ it is to them, nothing would have come of it, but they didn’t. They climbed into a stranger’s car and stomped all over the seats in their heels.
That decision between “should I just think about this or should I actually do it” is the difference between being known as “those two cute girls” and “those crazy bitches”.
Crazy bitch tip: You are not more important than anyone else, and you don’t get to damage other people’s things just because you don’t like them.
If you cheat, it’s your fault
20 Feb
Crazy bitch tip: People are going to call you a crazy bitch when you try to blame your cheating on anyone but yourself, because you’re the only one to blame.
In Australia we have dropbears, in Orange County they have…
17 Feb
So… there’s a girl in her underwear in a tree, and a lady pulls up in her car to ask her if everything’s ok. That’s an odd enough beginning, but then things get even more strange…
So we start out with one person at very high risk of being considered a crazy bitch by passers-by, but it could be argued that the crazy bitch count doubles when the driver starts screaming “whore” at the random stranger in the tree.
In fairness to the driver, she clearly started out with good intentions and was taken aback by being called a ‘fat bitch’. That doesn’t alter the fact that she was then driven to scream whore at a half naked stranger in a tree, which, let’s face it, is a pretty out of the ordinary thing for a person to be doing.
Honestly, I feel bad for that girl in the tree because There’s a strong possibility she was having an adverse reaction to drugs, but however she ended up there, I hope she has learned a lesson from this experience and is making efforts to avoid similar scenarios in the future. Hopefully she finds a way to utilize her quick, roasting wit to her advantage and end up an insult comic.
Crazy bitch tip #1: If you climb trees in your underwear and abuse passing motorists, people are going to call you a crazy bitch.
Crazy bitch tip #2: If you scream whore repeatedly out the window of your car, people will call you a crazy bitch, even if you started out with good intentions.
