Tag Archives: break

If we destroy all the scales no one will know we’re fat

21 Apr

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t blame the scales for what they say.

Reacting with emotion isn’t always crazy

15 Apr

Over on How Not To Be A Massive Douche, I posted this video…

As you can see, it’s titled Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad but I think it’s more of a case of a massive douche drives his girlfriend crazy.

The important thing to note about this video is that the girlfriend doesn’t start out being especially unreasonably. She’s basically asking her boyfriend to spend a little time with her and not always be focused on some device instead of her. She also thinks going on a date more than once every three months is a fair call.

Sure, she ends up smashing his iPad, but that’s not because she’s crazy, it’s because she’s trying everything she can to get him to listen to her and acknowledge what she’s trying to tell him. Instead, he treats her like a child and literally claps at her while he calls her crazy!

clapping antler manThis woman is not a crazy bitch. It’s natural to get frustrated when you’re trying to have discussion with someone you love and they keep dismissing your concerns and tell you’re crazy for being upset with them. No, she shouldn’t have smashed his iPad, but as far as I see it, that’s the only thing she actually did wrong.

I hope it’s easy to see the difference here between a frustrated woman and the women who are acting like outright crazy bitches in some of the other content I’ve posted here in the past.

Crazy bitch tip: Just because someone calls you a crazy bitch doesn’t mean you are. Sometimes they’re just trying to get away with being a massive douche to you, and you shouldn’t put up with that shit.


Take it as a sign…

13 Mar

Pole dancing fail

So, apparently these photos are evidence of an epidemic of prostitutes in New Zealand trying to attract business by showing off their skills on the public street signs. Looks like it didn’t work out too well for this particular lady of the night.

If you want to read more about how the Kiwis are tackling this unique issue, check out this article

Crazy bitch tip: If you feel you absolutely have to pole dance in public using a street sign, at least check it’s up to the challenge before you start.

Binge and binge and binge some more

10 Nov

Breaking up can be a hard thing to go through. Some women find solace in a tub of ice cream, while others feel the need to spend a whole week at KFC.

I’ve discovered that a lovesick Chinese woman dumped by her boyfriend spent an entire week in a KFC eating chicken wings.

Depressed Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, in China’s southwest Sichuan Province, decided she needed some fried comfort food to get over her ex.

She stopped off at a KFC near a train station by her home, but ended up staying for a whole week because she ‘needed time to think’.

I can kinda understand the need to escape or not wanting to go back to her apartment, as she puts it, because ‘it was full of memories of [her boyfriend]’ but spending an entire week in a fast food shop eating fried chicken is not the best remedy and sure as hell won’t help her meet another guy.

I feel for this poor girl. break-ups can really sting and It’s a horrible shame that she’s having such a difficult time. She’s clearly not thinking straight, though, so I hope her friends and family get hold of her and help her find a better guy. Maybe a guy who works at KFC… so she can eat all the fried chicken she wants without the disadvantages of coming across as a crazy person.

Check out the article at: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lovesick-chinese-woman–26–dumped-by-boyfriend-spends-entire-week-in-kfc-131549197.html#lu5SXVp.

Crazy bitch tip: If you feel the need to binge after a breakup, go ahead, just keep it to one day per location max!

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