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Reacting with emotion isn’t always crazy

15 Apr

Over on How Not To Be A Massive Douche, I posted this video…

As you can see, it’s titled Psycho Girlfriend Breaks iPad but I think it’s more of a case of a massive douche drives his girlfriend crazy.

The important thing to note about this video is that the girlfriend doesn’t start out being especially unreasonably. She’s basically asking her boyfriend to spend a little time with her and not always be focused on some device instead of her. She also thinks going on a date more than once every three months is a fair call.

Sure, she ends up smashing his iPad, but that’s not because she’s crazy, it’s because she’s trying everything she can to get him to listen to her and acknowledge what she’s trying to tell him. Instead, he treats her like a child and literally claps at her while he calls her crazy!

clapping antler manThis woman is not a crazy bitch. It’s natural to get frustrated when you’re trying to have discussion with someone you love and they keep dismissing your concerns and tell you’re crazy for being upset with them. No, she shouldn’t have smashed his iPad, but as far as I see it, that’s the only thing she actually did wrong.

I hope it’s easy to see the difference here between a frustrated woman and the women who are acting like outright crazy bitches in some of the other content I’ve posted here in the past.

Crazy bitch tip: Just because someone calls you a crazy bitch doesn’t mean you are. Sometimes they’re just trying to get away with being a massive douche to you, and you shouldn’t put up with that shit.

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Not interview time

1 Mar



Crazy bitch tip: if a person is covered in blood, hanging through the windshield of a crashed car, it is not a good time for an interview.

Pipe girl (Do not hit people with a pipe)

14 Feb

In Russia, there’s an issue with people not respecting the road laws. You’ve probably seen the videos of cars being thrown into all sorts of unbelievably crazy positions by Russian drivers. There are so many videos of that stuff out there because one way to keep your insurance premiums within a remotely bearable price is to have a dash-cam on your car, which allows the footage to show who was at fault in any accident.

You can understand why there’s a movement to stop this ridiculous driving, or at a minimum to make sure people don’t drive on the footpath. And that’s why there’s Stop a Douchebag.

Now, I’m not in anyway saying that women are the only douchebags on the Russian roads. Far from it! There appear to be douchebags of extraordinary proportions of all genders, races and religions, driving around Russia likes it’s their own personal Mario Kart. I’m only referring to one specific douchebag who appears in the latest episode of Stop a Douchebag. When I saw Pipe Girl, I had to share!

Pipe Girl is not happy about being told not to drive on the footpath. Pipe Girl believes that owning a vehicle gives her the right to drive wherever the hell she wants and that if anyone happens to get in the way of her vehicle, that’s their own bloody fault! On top of this, if Pipe Girl hits you with her car, she wants to make sure you don’t do anything as horrible as leaving a mark on it! I mean, of course, it’s the pedestrian’s fault for being in the way of her car on the footpath, so if the pedestrian leaves their blood or whatever on her car after she hits them, it’s obvious that the pedestrian is to blame.

Pipe Girl is sure coming off as a crazy bitch already, but once she breaks the big metal pipe out and starts hitting the pedestrians who were so callously walking on the footpath like they had some sort of right to be there, she pretty much seals her fate as bearing the right to the label ‘crazy bitch’ for as long as people have access to this video. The astonishing part to me is where the people she was attacking take the pipe away from her and she pleads to have it back, promising that she’ll leave once she has it. Eventually, they give it back to her and… surprise, surprise! She attacks them with the pipe they’ve just handed back to her. That’s some double crazy bitch activity.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not hit people with a pipe.

 

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