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Animals

14 May

The following video shows several teenage Portugese girls bullying a boy by surrounding him and physically assaulting him. It’s like watch human beings behave like animals.

Here’s a translation of the video, provided by the Reddit userย usefulreddit.

This is not a initiation ritual! The kid is being bullied. He does not react because behind the girls there were guys defending them ๐Ÿ˜ฆ It’s sad to see this happening in my own country…

Bullied: “Look you should wait before hitting me cause there’s still people passing by”…

1st Bully: “Don’t turn your face away or you will get hit more”

Girl in the back: “Careful, there’s people passing by”

Boy in the back: “How’s it going?” (trying to avoid attention of the passerby)

Then 1st bully starts to count from 1 to 2 several times while the 2nd bully slaps him on the count of 2… 1st bully: “One, two, …”

2nd bully to the 1st: “Hit him”

1st bully: “Three” slap

1st bully: “This is how you hit hard” punch

1st bully: “Do you want to see how I can hit him harder?” 2nd bully nods

1st bully: slap “This is how you hit hard, turn your face to the other side, my hand is hurting!” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard”

2nd bully turns back to a boy: “Do you want to hit him?”

1st bully: “I’ll hit him for you”

Boy in the back: “But you have to hit him really hard”

1st bully: “But do you want me to punch him or slap him?”

Boy in the back: “Punch”

1st bully: “I did that already”

Boy in the back: “Yep, but hit him again, hit him again or else I will be mad at him” … 1st bully: “One two” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One two” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps

Girl in the back: “careful, there’s people passing by”

1st bully: “Ok let’s start again” slap “One two three” slap “One two three” slap”One two three” slap etc etc

1st bully: “I feel like punching him now, you disgust me” Then they start talking about something about the kid messing on some friends relationship and they laugh at him

Girl in the back: “(name of the boy in the back) you should hit him, I know you want to”

1st bully: “One, two three” punch “One, two three” punch

Boy in the back: Does your hand hurt?

1st bully: “Not alot, one, two three” punch “One, two three” punch “One, two three” punch punch punch punch “Now I need to rest, my hand is hurting me”

Then they talk a bit, the 1st bully punches him on the chest and kicks him in the groin..The bullied asks her to stop.

1st bully: “Grab his hands”

Bullied: “STOP” and then he curses

1st bully: “Don’t talk to me like that” slap punch

Then the boy starts to fight the bullied apparently out of camera. They stop. Then they fetch him a glass of water for some sick reason and because they want to hit him more… The the 1st bully punches him one last time and goes away…

This is one of the most disgusting translations I’ve ever did…

Crazy bitch tip: do not gang up on someone and slap, punch, and/or kick them because that’s extremely cowardly.

That’s too much information #2: family shit

29 Apr Comparing their poo and sharing it with Facebook

Holy fuck. Who does this?

Comparing their poo and sharing it with FacebookSeriously? I can’t believe the following tip is necessary.

Crazy bitch tip: do not poo on a plate and compare your poo with that of your relatives and then share a phototgraph of it on Facebook (or any other social platform, or anything, anywhere).

If you absolutely have to compare your turds with your family, say for medical reasons, keep that shit to yourself!

Jealousy is ugly

2 Oct

People are competitive. That’s part of what got us to the moon. It’s a big part of the reason we have people that can do awesome things that seem like they should be impossible. For example:

For the record, this was the least ‘T&A’ focused video I could find of women doing awesome shit, and that sort of ties in with what I wanted to write about today.

Most people are average looking, that’s exactly what average means. Some people are good looking, which is a nice little bonus in life but doesn’t really help anyone all that much in the grand scheme of things. But then you get the model-level good looking people. They’re people who are so good looking, it’s distracting. For some people, seeing a model-level good looking person makes them self-conscious, and that makes them angry at the model-type person. That anger has a few names but most people know it either as envy or jealousy.

Envy and jealousy are very ugly traits which often trigger people’s built-in drive to compete. I’m no shrink but I’d have to think both jealousy and envy come from insecurity. Insecurity, envy and jealousy can be very ugly traits when they’re revealed to the world. And I mean, downright repulsive.

“Too pretty”

There are two young women in Argentina that showed just how ugly jealousy can become and they really pushed themselves into crazy-bitch territory in doing so. See, these two teenage girls had seen 15 year oldย Julia Alvarez around town and came to the conclusion that Julia was so attractive, she was ‘too pretty’. What the hell does that mean?

Well, to these girls, Maira (16) and Flor (18), ‘Too pretty’ meant they found Julia so threateningly attractive, they would need to alter her appearance to make her less competitive in the looks department. These two teenaged girls stepped over the threshold into psycho-land when they decided to become knife wielding attackers who told Julia “Everyone says you are pretty. You won’t look pretty when we have finished with you. People will call you Chucky.“, a reference to the character of the same name from the horror movie, Child’s play.

Chucky

Sure, you could use logic and realise that at most, Julia was probably only going to get involved with one guy at a time, maybe even two, leaving the other 3 billion or so available, but that’s useless rational thinking, and there’s no room for rationality in the minds of knife wielding psycho-bitches hell-bent on eradicating beauty from the world. So instead of accepting that there are, in fact, people out there in the world who are better looking than themselves, Maira and Flor used their knives to slash the flesh of a beautiful young woman, over and over, until they were satisfied she was no longer more beautiful than them.

I’ve chosen not to include the more graphic images of Julia’s injuries from the attack, but this one gives you some idea how vicious the attack was.

One of these cuts required 20 stitches alone.

One of these cuts required 20 stitches.

The more gruesome the images are available in this Daily Mail article, but be warned, they’re not pleasant.

Personality matters more

Maira and Flor cut Julia because they thought doing so would make them comparatively more attractive than her. This is solid evidence that they’re very, very confused about what really matters when it comes to being attractive. Most people can get past looking at a scar or two but it’s a lot more difficult to get past the fact that your romantic interest has a bad history of getting jealous and putting knives into people. The fact that these two horrid little trolls couldn’t figure that out for themselves is evidence that they already had very unattractive personalities and the fact that they went through with it makes them about as ugly as you can get.

If you feel threatened by how attractive other people are, that’s because you lack self-confidence. Get out there and start doing what you love and find a way to be so happy about who you are. Focus on having an awesome personality because your personality will stick around a lot longer than your looks. I can’t speak for everyone else but I know personally that I find an average looking woman with an awesome personality far more attractive as a partner than a supermodel with the personality of a goldfish.

Sure, good looks turn heads, but good personalities win hearts.

Don’t

For the sake of the rest of us, please don’t fall into the trap of thinking that looks are something to compete on. Fashion is a competitive world and look how that turns out:

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So let’s not go jumping on board that train too damned quick. Yes, it’s nice to look good. Yes, good looking people get a few advantages in life but they also sometimes get attacked by knife-wielding psychopaths, so it’s not all roses. You probably look just fine, and even if you don’t, remember that pretty much everyone ends up finding someone who loves them.

I bet this dude has a HUGE personality.

I bet this dude has a HUGE personality.

Some people can see past physical shortcomings.

Even his friend is happy to see they’re finally ready to show their love to the world.

Crazy bitch tip: If you think there are people out there who are ‘too pretty’, put the knife down and speak to a shrink.

You’ve gotta be shitting me!

3 Sep

Warning! Gross stuff ahead! If you’re squeamish, please skip this one.

A video came up on my facebook feed yesterday, the star of which is definitely a crazy bitch. Why is she a crazy bitch? Watch it for yourself…

She’s a crazy bitch because she took a shit right there on the floor of a supermarket. That’s. Fucking. Crazy!

What about the poor bastard who’s going to have to clean that up? What about the fact that every supermarket in the world has video surveillance, so there’s no way in hell this will go unseen? What about the fact that there are probably public toilets at the supermarket that she could have used instead? What about the fact that it is completely uncivilised to shit on the floor at a supermarket? What about the fact that there’s food around?

Seriously! Most human beings are toilet trained before they get to kindergarten! Hell, most people can train their pets to not just shit wherever the hell they feel like shitting, but this nutter is out there dropping nuggets in a friggin supermarket?!

If this was out in the bush and the lady was camping, fair play. There are different rules when you’re out in nature but even then, you’d dig a hole and bury you butt-vomit so nobody ends up walking in it. If this was an accidental fecal fiasco, I could understand that because everyone’s been on the wrong side of a bad kebab, but this is just a flat out sneaky public walk-by-shitting and my mind didn’t want to believe this was a reality.

Given my disbelief, I decided to do a quick search on youtube to reaffirm my belief that this shit (sorry) was out of the ordinary but it turns out I was wrong to think this was a rare and unusual thing.

At least this lady seems drunk or stoned…

But this next crazy bitch seems to think it’s funny! She even USES THE JANITOR’S JACKET TO CLEAN HERSELF UP!

As for the rest of these crazy bitches, I don’t know what’s happening. Some of them are quite well dressed, some not. Some you might think more likely to be gross than others, but they’re all up to the same thing.

Ok, so the evidence is in. There are women out in the world that are choosing to drop deuces in public and, in case you’re under illusions, anyone who sees this act in process is thinking one thing “That’s a crazy bitch!”. So let’s all keep in mind that if you don’t want to be thought of as a crazy bitch, find a friggin’ toilet!!!!!!!!

Crazy bitch tip: If you’d tell a child off for doing it, you definitely shouldn’t be doing it yourself.

I tried pretty hard to hold back all the puns that were going through my head while writing this and that was really giving me the shits, but I’ll forgive you if you feel the urge to drop one in the comments, or even go to the lengths of going for number 2, even a turd effort might come out if you really push. Ah crap, I really let it all out in the end.

Also, here’s a short emoji story. 10 points to anyone who figures out what it’s about: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Ž

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