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People shouldn’t judge you based on your appearance, but they will

7 Apr

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We don’t like to admit it but we do judge people based on the way they look. We shouldn’t  and most of us try not to, but sometimes it’s impossible not to make a connection between the way someone has chosen to dress and the type of person we assume them to be.

The image above is a prime example.  The woman wearing this combination of death-nails that hang out of her shoes and straining that stretchy legging stuff to breaking point could well be a Nobel prize winner who does rocket science projects as a hobby between sessions of teaching others how to deal effectively with their emotions, but that’s not the impression her attire is giving off.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t dress how you want. Everyone’s free to dress however they like,  of course. What I’m saying is you should at least be aware of the impression you’re giving off.

Crazy bitch tip: If you don’t want people to think you’re a crazy bitch, don’t wear a crazy bitch outfit.

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Miata been a bad idea

10 Mar

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Long story short, the two women in the above picture (credit to Reddit user speednub1), saw a car they have a low opinion of and decided to climb inside it and stomp around on the seats in their high heels.

The general population’s reaction to this image has thus far been a resounding “What the fuck?” and the words bitch and crazy have been pointed repeatedly at the women pictured, among other, far less pleasant terms.Clearly there are some people out there who don’t understand why this scenario has inspired uproar, otherwise this picture wouldn’t exist in the first place. So, I’m going to attempt to clarify.What they did wrong

  1. The two women in the picture are intentionally treating someone else’s property poorly, knowing full well that their actions may damage that property.The two women are enjoying their efforts to attempt to damage someone else’s property.The reason these two women are happily attempting to damage someone else’s property because it doesn’t match their personal tastes
  2. .The two women are so ignorant that they fully believe their actions are acceptable. They have intentionally shared the fun they had attempting to damage someone else’s property publicly via social media, complete with easily personally identifiable features.By  proudly noting, at least 12 hours after the incident occurred, that “heels were intact,” they have pointed out that the incident wasn’t a random, alcohol fueled mistake but instead something they do not regret at all a full day later.

Why people are angry

As a society, we’ve agreed on a few thousand rules. We call them laws. They pretty much all come back to the simplest rule of all, known as The Golden Rule. It states: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” It’s a damned simple rule and it’s extremely effective at keeping society functional.

Note that the Golden Rule does not include the clause: “unless you don’t like their taste in cars”; or: “unless you think it will be funny to your friends”; or: “unless you have nice legs and pretty hair”; or: “unless you’re lucky enough to live in a country so wealthy that you feel entitled to judge people based on their financial expenditures”; or any other clauses.

Selfish and self centred

If I had to boil it down, the reason the actions of the two women in the picture is so offensive is because it so unbelievably selfish and self centred. It inspires an immediate reaction of “who the fuck do you think you are?” What they’re doing is openly flouting one of the core concepts of society.

They’re treating someone else like a piece of shit and laughing about it. They’re doing so because they feel entitled to, because they think themselves ‘better’ than someone who would buy a Miata, and for some reason they think they are exempt from the rules we’re all expected to follow. Plus, they’re ‘rubbing it in’ by gloating about it.

We don’t hate them because they’re beautiful, but it sure doesn’t help their cause.

Don’t get me wrong, people would be furious even if these two women weren’t attractive, but the fact that they are just reminds us all that we know attractive young woman already have a head start in life, and knowing that only makes it more offensive when we see them taking advantage of others or ignoring social norms.

How could they have avoided this?

It’s not surprising to learn that there are people out there who think that their opinion is more important than everyone else’s, or that the rules don’t apply to them, or that they’re better than everyone else, or that they don’t respect other people. As much as we might wish that weren’t true, we know all that there are people out there who think that way.

And that’s where the girls in the picture went wrong. They went beyond thinking in a way that the majority of us consider revolting, they acted on it. If they’d just walked past that Miata and commented on how ‘hideous’ it is to them, nothing would have come of it, but they didn’t. They climbed into a stranger’s car and stomped all over the seats in their heels.

That decision between “should I just think about this or should I actually do it” is the difference between being known as “those two cute girls” and “those crazy bitches”.

Crazy bitch tip: You are not more important than anyone else, and you don’t get to damage other people’s things just because you don’t like them.

 

 

How not to negotiate

24 Feb

Okily dokily, this one’s pretty straight forward. There are many ways to negotiate but there’s one way that will immediately get you labeled as a crazy bitch.

The lady in this video was met with a difficult situation in which she was told the item she had for sale was not worth the value that she had been hoping to get for it. Instead of attempting to find out what it was worth, or accepting that she would not make the sale today, she instead explains that her boobs are real and pulls them out as something of value that she’d like some money for.

In case you hadn’t guessed, taking your breasts out and demanding money for them midway through negotiations is not the best way to go. It’s not even a good way to go if you’re a prostitute, let alone when you’re trying to sell something at a pawn shop.

So, to reiterate, if you’re trying to sell something and someone tells you it’s not worth what you want for it, do not take your boobies out and demand money for them instead. This is considered crazy bitch behaviour.

Crazy bitch tip: Keep your clothes on during negotiations.

Don’t get into a catfight with teenaged school girls

12 Feb

Here in my home town of Perth, Western Australia, footage has surfaced of a grown woman getting in amongst a fight between her daughter and another girl from the same school. The mother has then tackled the girl her daughter was fighting with and mounted her like a big old maniac and screamed right into that terrified teenagers face, eventually escalating the situation by punching the child in the face.

See for yourself.

It’s early days in the story and I’m sure more details will come to light. I have my suspicions that the girl who ended up having someone’s mum screaming in her face might have done a few things that she shouldn’t have, but it wouldn’t matter even if she has because being a horrible little shit is pretty much your job when you’re a teenager. As an adult, you have to know better than to go around tackling children to the ground, screaming at them and punching them in the face and giving them black eyes.

Even if the only reason you don’t go around mounting and assaulting teenagers is that you know it would be embarrassing to be caught on video being such a twat, that’s ok. Whatever your reasoning, the important part is that you do not go around beating up children.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a fan of high school kids even at the best of times. Holy mackerel are they annoying! I totally understand the urge belt them upside the head. The thing is, they’re really not old enough to know what they’re doing yet. So, as a fully grown adult, you have to ignore their ridiculous antics and focus on doing things the right way. If a kid is trying to hurt your kid, of course you stop that from happening, but then you go to the police and have the kid charged with assault. You do not act just as bad as the child and go all crazy bitch by assaulting the kid!

If you want to read more about this sorry state of affairs, you can do so here: http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/02/12/05/17/mum-gets-involved-in-fight-between-schoolgirls-in-perth

Crazy bitch tip: Even in the most trying of circumstances, you must maintain adult level behaviour.

PS: Wooohoooo 200 posts!!!

To go on a date

29 Jan

According to Louis CK, women are crazy to even go out on a date with a guy.

Keep in mind that Louis has two daughters who are probably nearing dating age, so this might have something to do with the fear that causes him.

Crazy bitch tip: According to Louis CK,  you should be terrified to go out on a date with a man.

Do not cry wolf

22 Jan

In this video, we see a woman being annoyed by a man. The man seems like a bit of a dickhead to me, but it’s the woman’s reaction that really bothers me.

The woman is annoyed that the guy is filming her, so she screams “RAPE!” and “He’s a sex offender!”

That’s really, really poor form.

I’ve heard a few people scream “rape” over the years, but I’ve never heard anyone scream rape and found out that they were legitimately being attacked. Of course, I hope I never do, but the few times I did hear someone screaming “rape”, I bolted towards them to try to help and Just like the story The Boy Who Cried Wolf, the more often we hear something that’s supposed to be alarming and it turns out not to be, the less likely we are to react to that same call the next time. Eventually, that warning or call for help becomes meaningless.

Screaming “rape” when it’s not necessary diminishes the weight that alarm has, not only for you, but for everyone. It’s an extremely selfish act to do so and it makes you seem like a crazy bitch.

If some guy is annoying you, there are thousands of other things you can do to resolve the situation. If you believe you’re in danger, call the police. If you don’t believe you’re in danger, go somewhere else. If you really, really want to stay there, find a way to either put up with the annoyance, or call someone to come and be there with you. Do anything other than unnecessarily screaming “rape” at the top of your lungs.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not cry wolf.

Maybe

17 Jan

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Maybe getting pregnant isn’t something you should use as a weapon to ensure you get to spend more time with your partner?

Crazy bitch tip: Get pregnant if you’re with the right person, it’s the right time in your lives, you both want kids, and you actually want to be pregnant. Do not get pregnant to trap your partner or manipulate a situation, because that’s what crazy bitches do.

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