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People shouldn’t judge you based on your appearance, but they will

7 Apr

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We don’t like to admit it but we do judge people based on the way they look. We shouldn’t  and most of us try not to, but sometimes it’s impossible not to make a connection between the way someone has chosen to dress and the type of person we assume them to be.

The image above is a prime example.  The woman wearing this combination of death-nails that hang out of her shoes and straining that stretchy legging stuff to breaking point could well be a Nobel prize winner who does rocket science projects as a hobby between sessions of teaching others how to deal effectively with their emotions, but that’s not the impression her attire is giving off.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t dress how you want. Everyone’s free to dress however they like,  of course. What I’m saying is you should at least be aware of the impression you’re giving off.

Crazy bitch tip: If you don’t want people to think you’re a crazy bitch, don’t wear a crazy bitch outfit.

Check the rear view before going out

10 Jul

  
Crazy bitch tip: It’s worth checking a mirror over your shoulder before you go outside. I’m not saying you have to, but not doing so leaves you open to situations like the one above.

wat?

6 Mar

hair nunchuksCrazy bitch tip: never go for hair nunchucks.

Please don’t dye your armpit hair

7 Dec Pink and purple armpit hair

Me, personally… not a fan of armpit hair. I tend to be less attracted to a woman who keeps her armpit hair, and I know that nobody else should really give two shits what I find attractive, but I get the vibe a lot of other people are on the same page with this. Still, I have nothing against women keeping their armpit hair. Shit, shaving your face regularly is enough to help any bloke understand that trying to maintain areas that aren’t often seen would be the sort of thing you might choose to skip.

I agree that everyone has the right to present themselves the way they wish. I agree that society is far too judgmental of outward appearance, and we should all shift towards focusing more on the value of a person’s soul, rather than their level of attractiveness.

Having said that, I don’t think fashion is going away any time soon. Part of fashion is trying new things. Part of trying new things is getting things wrong. But then you see something like this.

Pink and purple armpit hair

Photo credit: gypsy-lovechild and queer-vegan-tspin Tumblr

Some things are not right. Dying your armpit hair is one of them. I’m not saying you shouldn’t be allowed to do it, I’m just saying a lot of people are going to think you’re a crazy bitch.

I don’t know shit about fashion. I don’t know shit about what it’s like to be a woman. I do know that this is a trend I hope goes away soon.

You can find out more about this at: http://m.beautyheaven.com.au/hair/hair-colour/dyeing-armpit-hair-beauty-trend-13842, while I attempt to stop dry heaving.

Crazy bitch tip: dying your armpit hair is not a form of social protest, it’s a way of informing people that you’ll jump on a trend that should be avoided.

Can’t tell if crazy bitch, or dorito

12 Nov

Fashion is a personal preference but I’d suggest that it’s far better not to trigger this question in the minds of passer-bys…

Not sure if human... or dorito

See a few examples of what not to do below. See if you can pick the odd one out.

Crazy bitch tip: If there’s the chance you could be confused for an Oompa Loompa, your fake tan has gone too far.

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But… butt

29 Oct

I know fashion is subjective. I know people can wear what they want. I also know that a lot of people read into who you are based on what you wear. So wearing something like this might not give off the impression you want to convey…

Belted

 

Are they meant to be shorts? Did she forgot her pants and only remember her belt? Are they hot pants that got so hot they caught fire? I have no answers for you. All I can tell you is that a lot of people would see this scenario and walk on by thinking they’ve just seen a crazy bitch.

Crazy bitch tip: It’s generally considered a bad idea to wear clothes that illicit the question: “what the fuck is that?”. I know fashion is subjective. I know people can wear what they want. I also know that a lot of people read into who you are based on what you wear.

Credit: I’m not sure if he took this photo, but the user hitlershomie posted it to Reddit, so we give him the credit for this vision reaching your eyeballs.

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Red flower

17 Oct

I don’t think this lady is a crazy bitch, but I can bet you that a lot of people were very confused by this dress.

It's a red flower

It’s a red flower

Crazy bitch tip: consider other potential interpretations of the designs on your clothing.

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