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You will be judged #2: do not enrage your judge

10 Jan

If you end up before a judge, keep in mind that they have the option to go easy on you, or to throw the book at you. If your behaviour results in the judge screaming “I hope you die in prison” you may have chosen the wrong way to behave.

So… yeah. What the hell do you say about that? I mean, surely you’d have to be a crazy bitch to not understand that being disrespectful at the judgement of your murder trial is a bad approach. I can’t really believe that there was even one individual in all of human history that didn’t understand that. If this horrid blob of a woman had been disrespectful as part of a political protest or something, I could maybe understand that, but she was just being a downright rude bitch at her own murder trial in front of a bloody judge! It blows my mind.

Crazy bitch tip: Sometimes in life, no matter how much you don’t want to, you really are better off behaving yourself. Courtrooms are one such situation.

Resolving disagreements

8 Apr

Disagreements can be a problem. It’s no fun to be involved with someone and then discover that their point of view on a topic is opposite to yours, particularly if it’s a topic you’re passionate about. As frustrating as situations of this nature might be however, it’s the way you handle the conflict that will reflect your ability to be sensible and, for lack of a better word, normal. Flying off the handle isn’t going to help. It’s only going to exacerbate the scenario and increase the likelihood of a negative outcome, and that’s no good for anyone involved.

Good advice to follow

Good advice to follow

It’s acceptable and understandable to become angry at someone who has done something damaging to you but it’s essential that you’re certain they’re guilty of the alleged crime before you respond. In a situation where you’re accusing someone of an action you disapprove of, at least hear the other person out. Don’t jump to conclusions without all the evidence and choose to use words instead of actions to dictate your dissatisfaction with the circumstances as you understand them.

Learn from this cautionary tale:

A WOMAN in Chile killed her partner before dismembering his body and cooking the remains after she accused him of stealing $10,000 from her, local media reported Monday.

More details at: news.com.au

Do not kill the person and cook their remains. This is considered crazy. This will earn you the status “crazy bitch” and will damage your opportunities for a successful and happy life in the future.

Crazy bitch tip: No matter what the circumstances, cooking a human being is always the wrong choice

Self-evaluation

29 Mar

Today we will continue from the previous post about what is, and is not, appropriate and extend a little further into making sure to evaluate the decisions you are making before you go through with them.

Let’s start with a clear and simple distinction you can make to simplify your decision making: you will be judged based on your actions, not on your thoughts. Take a minute and consider that separation.

What I’m getting at here, is that you can think about whatever you want. You can calculate, plan, and ponder to your heart’s content and get away with it. And just quietly, everybody does. Every person on the face of the earth thinks the occasional dodgy thought. Personally, I tend to think about how I’d approach getting away with “the perfect crime”, but that’s all it is, thinking. Maybe I’ll turn that thinking into a movie script one day but you can be damned sure I won’t actually go out and try to commit the crime because… well… that’d be stupid and kinda crazy.

Like I mentioned, it’s your actions that will be judged. Your actions. You might not have control over the thoughts that run through your head but you can control how you behave in response to those thoughts. Let me present an example of someone who had a thought and just kinda ran with it…

This is a woman who was faced with a problem, that being that she was unhappy in her relationship, and came up with a potential solution, which was to have him killed by a hitman and to pay for it using the life insurance she would receive upon her husband’s death. Sure, that’s one way to go about it but there are a few less life-ending options. Here are a few I’ve come up with:

  • Tell your husband you’re unhappy and want a divorce
  • Tell someone else to tell your husband you’re unhappy and want a divorce
  • Write a letter to your husband to tell him you’re unhappy and want a divorce
  • File for a divorce and send him the papers
  • Leave without telling him

The woman in the video clearly ranks as a crazy bitch but she’s well and truly above what we usually talk about here. This is sociopath, psychotic level, proper clinical crazy. This is off the charts, holy crap, how-can-she-talk-about-murdering-her-husband-and-laugh-at-the-same-time? crazy.

The thing is, the same principles still apply. If this vapid capsule or self-centered, self-gratifying, pure evil, soulless, demon-woman had just stopped and considered her line of thinking, and thrown in a bit of self-evaluation, she might never have become known as that fucking monster who giggled as she attempted to pay a murderer to end the life of a man she vowed to love forever, and all because she thought a divorce would be a hassle.

As scary as it might be, had she just stopped herself from acting on her thoughts, nobody would know that this creature was lurking amongst us. The only positive is that she went about it all in such a stupid way that she got caught and is going to be away from the rest of us all for a very long time.

Crazy bitch tip: When considering potential decisions, always give preference to options that do not involve murder. Please?

If you want to get a good night’s sleep you, probably best not think about the fact that there are people out there deciding that it’s better to have their husband murdered outside of the family home because, y’know, they don’t want to frighten off the friend they want to move in with them after the hit. omfg indeed.

 

UPDATE!

I’ve just found a video of the same woman speaking to the judge at her sentencing. Check it out…

The little smiles that slip through onto her face between the crocodile tears and puppy dog eyes terrified me but what terrified me more was the fact that her husband also plead for leniency from the judge on her behalf.

A tip for the guys: If your wife makes efforts towards having you killed, stay away from her and don’t listen to her lies.

Holy mother of crap are there some impressively crazy people out in the world.

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