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Miata been a bad idea

10 Mar

miata

Long story short, the two women in the above picture (credit to Reddit user speednub1), saw a car they have a low opinion of and decided to climb inside it and stomp around on the seats in their high heels.

The general population’s reaction to this image has thus far been a resounding “What the fuck?” and the words bitch and crazy have been pointed repeatedly at the women pictured, among other, far less pleasant terms.Clearly there are some people out there who don’t understand why this scenario has inspired uproar, otherwise this picture wouldn’t exist in the first place. So, I’m going to attempt to clarify.What they did wrong

  1. The two women in the picture are intentionally treating someone else’s property poorly, knowing full well that their actions may damage that property.The two women are enjoying their efforts to attempt to damage someone else’s property.The reason these two women are happily attempting to damage someone else’s property because it doesn’t match their personal tastes
  2. .The two women are so ignorant that they fully believe their actions are acceptable. They have intentionally shared the fun they had attempting to damage someone else’s property publicly via social media, complete with easily personally identifiable features.By¬† proudly noting, at least 12 hours after the incident occurred, that “heels were intact,” they have pointed out that the incident wasn’t a random, alcohol fueled mistake but instead something they do not regret at all a full day later.

Why people are angry

As a society, we’ve agreed on a few thousand rules. We call them laws. They pretty much all come back to the simplest rule of all, known as The Golden Rule. It states: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” It’s a damned simple rule and it’s extremely effective at keeping society functional.

Note that the Golden Rule does not include the clause: “unless you don’t like their taste in cars”; or: “unless you think it will be funny to your friends”; or: “unless you have nice legs and pretty hair”; or: “unless you’re lucky enough to live in a country so wealthy that you feel entitled to judge people based on their financial expenditures”; or any other clauses.

Selfish and self centred

If I had to boil it down, the reason the actions of the two women in the picture is so offensive is because it so unbelievably selfish and self centred. It inspires an immediate reaction of “who the fuck do you think you are?” What they’re doing is openly flouting one of the core concepts of society.

They’re treating someone else like a piece of shit and laughing about it. They’re doing so because they feel entitled to, because they think themselves ‘better’ than someone who would buy a Miata, and for some reason they think they are exempt from the rules we’re all expected to follow. Plus, they’re ‘rubbing it in’ by gloating about it.

We don’t hate them because they’re beautiful, but it sure doesn’t help their cause.

Don’t get me wrong, people would be furious even if these two women weren’t attractive, but the fact that they are just reminds us all that we know attractive young woman already have a head start in life, and knowing that only makes it more offensive when we see them taking advantage of others or ignoring social norms.

How could they have avoided this?

It’s not surprising to learn that there are people out there who think that their opinion is more important than everyone else’s, or that the rules don’t apply to them, or that they’re better than everyone else, or that they don’t respect other people. As much as we might wish that weren’t true, we know all that there are people out there who think that way.

And that’s where the girls in the picture went wrong. They went beyond thinking in a way that the majority of us consider revolting, they acted on it. If they’d just walked past that Miata and commented on how ‘hideous’ it is to them, nothing would have come of it, but they didn’t. They climbed into a stranger’s car and stomped all over the seats in their heels.

That decision between “should I just think about this or should I actually do it” is the difference between being known as “those two cute girls” and “those crazy bitches”.

Crazy bitch tip: You are not more important than anyone else, and you don’t get to damage other people’s things just because you don’t like them.

 

 

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People will assume you’re a crazy bitch if you speak like one

7 Jun

After this blonde banshee gets off the train to attack the man who so inconsiderately put his bag on the floor near her foot, and he slaps her square in the gob, even the women on the train respond by saying things like:

  • “She’s crazy!”
  • “She’s mental!”
  • “She’s actually attacking him!”
  • “She’s out of her mind!”
  • “He shouldn’t have obviously hit her, but…”

When people have seen a man smack you in the face and they still are focused on how you’re behaving, you’ve got to be doing something seriously wrong. Normally, people would dive in to defend the woman from the horrible man that would dare hit her, but not here! The whole train has evaluated the young woman as a crazy bitch. That’s next level right there.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t swear at strangers. Don’t swear in public. Don’t attack strangers. Don’t chase after strangers who have already smacked you in the face.

The safe word

4 Jun

The Safe WordCrazy bitch tip: No. That is not the safe word.

Crazy bitch says what?

11 Apr An overly attached girlfriend meme with the caption: if you try to leave me, I'll punch myself in the face and tell the cops you did it.

An overly attached girlfriend meme with the caption: if you try to leave me, I'll punch myself in the face and tell the cops you did it.Crazy bitch tip: If the only way you can keep your guy around is by threatening to frame him for domestic violence, the relationship is already over and you’re acting like a fucking head case.

Pipe girl (Do not hit people with a pipe)

14 Feb

In Russia, there’s an issue with people not respecting the road laws. You’ve probably seen the videos of cars being thrown into all sorts of unbelievably crazy positions by Russian drivers. There are so many videos of that stuff out there because one way to keep your insurance premiums within a remotely bearable price is to have a dash-cam on your car, which allows the footage to show who was at fault in any accident.

You can understand why there’s a movement to stop this ridiculous driving, or at a minimum to make sure people don’t drive on the footpath. And that’s why there’s Stop a Douchebag.

Now, I’m not in anyway saying that women are the only douchebags on the Russian roads. Far from it! There appear to be douchebags of extraordinary proportions of all genders, races and religions, driving around Russia likes it’s their own personal Mario Kart. I’m only referring to one specific douchebag who appears in the latest episode of Stop a Douchebag. When I saw Pipe Girl, I had to share!

Pipe Girl is not happy about being told not to drive on the footpath. Pipe Girl believes that owning a vehicle gives her the right to drive wherever the hell she wants and that if anyone happens to get in the way of her vehicle, that’s their own bloody fault! On top of this, if Pipe Girl hits you with her car, she wants to make sure you don’t do anything as horrible as leaving a mark on it! I mean, of course, it’s the pedestrian’s fault for being in the way of her car on the footpath, so if the pedestrian leaves their blood or whatever on her car after she hits them, it’s obvious that the pedestrian is to blame.

Pipe Girl is sure coming off as a crazy bitch already, but once she breaks the big metal pipe out and starts hitting the pedestrians who were so callously walking on the footpath like they had some sort of right to be there, she pretty much seals her fate as bearing the right to the label ‘crazy bitch’ for as long as people have access to this video. The astonishing part to me is where the people she was attacking take the pipe away from her and she pleads to have it back, promising that she’ll leave once she has it. Eventually, they give it back to her and… surprise, surprise! She attacks them with the pipe they’ve just handed back to her. That’s some double crazy bitch activity.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not hit people with a pipe.

 

Don’t go nuts about nuts

9 Feb

The 40 year old daughter of the chairman of Korean Airlines has gone through quite the fall from grace after throwing a massive tantrum on a plane when a steward dared to serve her macadamia nuts in a bag, rather than on a plate. The videos below explain in a bit more detail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The moral of this story is, you may believe that having a powerful father exempts you from treating your fellow humans with respect, but you will eventually go too far and receive your comeuppance. If you come from a wealthy, powerful family, don’t go around acting like a crazy bitch. Instead, be thankful for the ridiculously fortunate position you happened to be born into.

The fact that this woman is 40 only makes it worse. It would still be unacceptable if these ridiculous actions had been carried out by a teenager, but at least being young and immature might cover some of the farcical nature of the events. It’s embarrassing for everyone involved when you see a grown woman throw a tantrum.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not crack the shits if someone serves your macadamia nuts in a bag instead of on a plate.

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Do not drive on the footpath

7 Jan

The fact that the road you want to drive on is busy does not mean you’re allowed to start driving on the sidewalk.

I kinda like the fact that the judge made her wear a sign indicating that she’s an idiot.

Crazy bitch tip: The rules apply to you, too.

 

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