Tag Archives: nutter

Do not call your current boyfriend’s ex girlfriends

13 Apr A text sent from a crazy girlfriend to her boyfriend's ex girlfriend

You can know for sure that it’s a terrible idea when you’re planning to include information such as how much better your vagina is than her vagina, or how far his genitals are inside of your genitals. Generally speaking if the conversation will revolve around sex, or include the word ‘bitch’, it’s highly unlikely that it’s a good call to make, unless of course you want people to think of you as a crazy bitch.

Crazy bitch tip: Nothing good can come of calling your current boyfriend’s ex girlfriend/s

Don’t go nuts about nuts

9 Feb

The 40 year old daughter of the chairman of Korean Airlines has gone through quite the fall from grace after throwing a massive tantrum on a plane when a steward dared to serve her macadamia nuts in a bag, rather than on a plate. The videos below explain in a bit more detail.







The moral of this story is, you may believe that having a powerful father exempts you from treating your fellow humans with respect, but you will eventually go too far and receive your comeuppance. If you come from a wealthy, powerful family, don’t go around acting like a crazy bitch. Instead, be thankful for the ridiculously fortunate position you happened to be born into.

The fact that this woman is 40 only makes it worse. It would still be unacceptable if these ridiculous actions had been carried out by a teenager, but at least being young and immature might cover some of the farcical nature of the events. It’s embarrassing for everyone involved when you see a grown woman throw a tantrum.

Crazy bitch tip: Do not crack the shits if someone serves your macadamia nuts in a bag instead of on a plate.

Don’t roam around yelling at people and expect your day to go well

8 Jan

You know how you’re a human being with feelings and emotions and shit to do? Most people understand that everyone else has their own feelings, emotions and shit to do too, and that’s why we try be courteous and considerate as we go about our lives.

You’d think that anyone old enough to go outside on their own would have a good grasp on this concept, but I have video evidence that this is not the case. In the following video you will not only see a young ‘lady’ roaming around disregarding the fact that everyone else has shit to do, you’ll also see that she still hasn’t grasped the fact that when you scream at strangers, they tend to react badly.

As far as I’m concerned, the girl in this video got exactly what she deserved. There’s a term for this sort of thing: Justice Porn. Even though I don’t think people should resort to violence, I absolutely love seeing a loudmouth moron get what’s coming to them.

Advice for those of you who think this is a good way to go about things

If you’re not happy about something, screaming at strangers who are just trying to get through their day is not really the best way to cause the change you’re hoping for. All it will do is piss people off. If you want people to listen to your message, you should consider not insulting them by calling them ‘ghetto’ or ‘trash’ or whatever else is rambling through your drunken mind. Also, don’t be drunk because that’s not conducive to pleasant, intelligible conversation.

Crazy bitch tip: if you do not start excrement, there will not be excrement.


30 Oct

A 19 year old girl has posted an ad stating (in part):

“They will fund my transport to their city and all my expenses while I am there and they need to be generous.”

“In return, they get a whole night with me, my undivided attention, and a chance to show themselves off in the company of a truly beautiful girl.”

What we’ve got here is a 19 year old girl who is making her way around the world by selling herself to men.

The prostitourist

The prostitourist


I don’t know that there’s much more I need to say about this one.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t sell yourself out for a place to sleep because that’s really, really gross.

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