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A punch to the face is not a “love-tap”

3 Feb

First off, a punch to the face is not a love-tap. This girl is ridiculous and unbelievably irresponsible. I think she is just saying it for the attention it brings, and I can’t decide if that’s better or worse than her actually believing it.

Crazy bitch tip: If anyone hits you, they don’t know how to love you. Get the fuck away from them.

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Animals

14 May

The following video shows several teenage Portugese girls bullying a boy by surrounding him and physically assaulting him. It’s like watch human beings behave like animals.

Here’s a translation of the video, provided by the Reddit user usefulreddit.

This is not a initiation ritual! The kid is being bullied. He does not react because behind the girls there were guys defending them 😦 It’s sad to see this happening in my own country…

Bullied: “Look you should wait before hitting me cause there’s still people passing by”…

1st Bully: “Don’t turn your face away or you will get hit more”

Girl in the back: “Careful, there’s people passing by”

Boy in the back: “How’s it going?” (trying to avoid attention of the passerby)

Then 1st bully starts to count from 1 to 2 several times while the 2nd bully slaps him on the count of 2… 1st bully: “One, two, …”

2nd bully to the 1st: “Hit him”

1st bully: “Three” slap

1st bully: “This is how you hit hard” punch

1st bully: “Do you want to see how I can hit him harder?” 2nd bully nods

1st bully: slap “This is how you hit hard, turn your face to the other side, my hand is hurting!” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard” slap “This is how you hit hard”

2nd bully turns back to a boy: “Do you want to hit him?”

1st bully: “I’ll hit him for you”

Boy in the back: “But you have to hit him really hard”

1st bully: “But do you want me to punch him or slap him?”

Boy in the back: “Punch”

1st bully: “I did that already”

Boy in the back: “Yep, but hit him again, hit him again or else I will be mad at him” … 1st bully: “One two” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One two” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps 1st bully: “One” 2nd bully slaps

Girl in the back: “careful, there’s people passing by”

1st bully: “Ok let’s start again” slap “One two three” slap “One two three” slap”One two three” slap etc etc

1st bully: “I feel like punching him now, you disgust me” Then they start talking about something about the kid messing on some friends relationship and they laugh at him

Girl in the back: “(name of the boy in the back) you should hit him, I know you want to”

1st bully: “One, two three” punch “One, two three” punch

Boy in the back: Does your hand hurt?

1st bully: “Not alot, one, two three” punch “One, two three” punch “One, two three” punch punch punch punch “Now I need to rest, my hand is hurting me”

Then they talk a bit, the 1st bully punches him on the chest and kicks him in the groin..The bullied asks her to stop.

1st bully: “Grab his hands”

Bullied: “STOP” and then he curses

1st bully: “Don’t talk to me like that” slap punch

Then the boy starts to fight the bullied apparently out of camera. They stop. Then they fetch him a glass of water for some sick reason and because they want to hit him more… The the 1st bully punches him one last time and goes away…

This is one of the most disgusting translations I’ve ever did…

Crazy bitch tip: do not gang up on someone and slap, punch, and/or kick them because that’s extremely cowardly.

Crazy bitch says what?

11 Apr An overly attached girlfriend meme with the caption: if you try to leave me, I'll punch myself in the face and tell the cops you did it.

An overly attached girlfriend meme with the caption: if you try to leave me, I'll punch myself in the face and tell the cops you did it.Crazy bitch tip: If the only way you can keep your guy around is by threatening to frame him for domestic violence, the relationship is already over and you’re acting like a fucking head case.

Stop accepting mistreatment

22 Feb

I’ve mentioned before that I highly doubt the ‘reality’ of reality tv, but however little actual reality is in the tv show, there’s often still value to take from the stories as they’re shown anyway. Like in this video…

OK, so let’s ignore the fact that nobody in this video was surprised that there happened to be camera crews all over the place and that Mr Ring Seller acted like he was trying to get away with something despite the fact that he would obviously have seen at least two cameraman filming him and the lady at the counter. Let’s pretend this is actually real and see what we can get out of it.

There’s obviously a lot of wrong going on. For starters, the guy trying to pawn his girlfriend’s ring seems like a real scumbag, the fact that he’s trying to pawn his girlfriend’s ring certainly serves as evidence of his scumbaggery. The reason he’s trying to pawn it, to get motorcycle parts, is further evidence that he’s a pretty shitty dude because, y’know paying for food or covering rent, or paying for urgent medical treatment are really the only remotely excusable reasons for pawning someone else’s stuff.

Then we’ve got his girlfriend who clearly suspects her boyfriend of being a shady motherfucker and isn’t all that surprised that he’s pawning her ring. She is somewhat surprised that he’s pawning it for parts for his bike, but whatever. So the girlfriend decides to let her boyfriend know that she doesn’t like his behaviour by slapping him in the face in the middle of a crowded shop.

That’s not enough for her though. As he continues to reinforce how much of a scumbag he is by not owning up to what he was actually doing, she punches him square in the face. Right there in the middle of a shop, apparently with camera crews roaming all over the place, this angry little woman decides the best course of action in regards to catching her boyfriend trying to pawn her ring is to punch him directly in the face.

I’ve written before about why you should never hit a man. I rank hitting a guy as crazy bitch behaviour because nothing good can come from it. All it does is escalate a situation into violence, which is a terrible idea. Strangely enough though, I don’t think that the girlfriend hitting the boyfriend is the craziest part of this video.

The craziest part to me, is that she says: “Come on. Let’s go.” to him at the end. What the fuck? This guy just stole her jewellery to pawn it for parts for his motorcycle and he’s clearly been such a shitbag to her so many times that she resorts to physical assault as a means of communicating her dissatisfaction with him this time! How the hell is this “relationship” going to end up in anything but a shitty breakup somewhere down the track?

Any woman who has self respect and was thinking clearly would have left his arse there and never spoken to him again. Yep, hitting him was a crazy bitch manoeuvre, but that’s way less crazy than staying with a scumbag who treats you like shit.

So the moral of this story is to stop accepting mistreatment by scumbag, dickhead, douchebags. The more time you spend with people like this, the more likely you are to accept their shitty behaviour as if it’s just how they are and find a way to put up with it. DO NOT PUT UP WITH IT! You’re better off single than being with a scumbag who makes you feel bad about yourself and tries to get away with doing bullshit behind your back.

Crazy bitch tip: Give people one chance, if they fuck you over, fuck them off.

There’s no such thing as free cash

21 Feb

I think by now everyone knows that a buttload of reality TV is scripted bullshit. It doesn’t really matter if that video is ‘real’ or scripted, the point I want to make is the same either way. The woman at the counter is coming across as a crazy bitch because she starts screaming at the woman behind the counter instead of taking on board what is being explained to her.

It’s not so crazy to misunderstand something. It is a bit much to think you could go to a shop and just have money thrown at you, but when someone tries to explain to you that you’ve misunderstood something, screaming at them is not going to improve the chances of you getting the free money you’ve decided you are entitled to.

It’s very, very rare that screaming at someone who you’re trying to get something from is going to improve your chances of getting what you’re after, so if you don’t want to come across as a crazy bitch, don’t go around screaming at people.

Secondly, when you’re making a big group of people wait for you, they’re going to get annoyed. That’s just how it is. People don’t like being held up, and they certainly don’t like having to wait for silly bullshit. So if you don’t want to be seen as a crazy bitch, don’t start yelling back at the people who you are annoying by wasting their day.

Thirdly, fighting is always a strong indication that you’re a crazy bitch, so don’t do that. Choosing to fight is a bad idea, but the location in which you choose to fight can amplify just how crazy you come across. If you were to get into a boxing match with someone in an actual boxing ring, plenty of people will still think that’s a bit crazy, but if you get into a punch up in a parking lot, you’ll be labeled a crazy bitch by pretty much everyone that sees it, especially if they’ve just watched you scream at a cashier about wanting your free money, then screamed at the angry crowd that was waiting for you while you screamed at the cashier.

Crazy bitch tip: Minimise screaming. Minimise fighting.

Don’t get into a catfight with teenaged school girls

12 Feb

Here in my home town of Perth, Western Australia, footage has surfaced of a grown woman getting in amongst a fight between her daughter and another girl from the same school. The mother has then tackled the girl her daughter was fighting with and mounted her like a big old maniac and screamed right into that terrified teenagers face, eventually escalating the situation by punching the child in the face.

See for yourself.

It’s early days in the story and I’m sure more details will come to light. I have my suspicions that the girl who ended up having someone’s mum screaming in her face might have done a few things that she shouldn’t have, but it wouldn’t matter even if she has because being a horrible little shit is pretty much your job when you’re a teenager. As an adult, you have to know better than to go around tackling children to the ground, screaming at them and punching them in the face and giving them black eyes.

Even if the only reason you don’t go around mounting and assaulting teenagers is that you know it would be embarrassing to be caught on video being such a twat, that’s ok. Whatever your reasoning, the important part is that you do not go around beating up children.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a fan of high school kids even at the best of times. Holy mackerel are they annoying! I totally understand the urge belt them upside the head. The thing is, they’re really not old enough to know what they’re doing yet. So, as a fully grown adult, you have to ignore their ridiculous antics and focus on doing things the right way. If a kid is trying to hurt your kid, of course you stop that from happening, but then you go to the police and have the kid charged with assault. You do not act just as bad as the child and go all crazy bitch by assaulting the kid!

If you want to read more about this sorry state of affairs, you can do so here: http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/02/12/05/17/mum-gets-involved-in-fight-between-schoolgirls-in-perth

Crazy bitch tip: Even in the most trying of circumstances, you must maintain adult level behaviour.

PS: Wooohoooo 200 posts!!!

Video

You decide

14 Dec

Which of the stars of this video is a crazy bitch?

Personally, I think they’re on par. Either way, I prefer pretend crazy bitches, like this:

…because at least pretend crazy goes away at the end of the skit.

Crazy bitch tip: Always go with pretend crazy over real crazy. Basically, do less crazy shit.

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