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Do not leave marks on your children

30 Jun

This rule applies to all people and all children. This rule is simple. This rule is not negotiable.


The fact that you birthed a child does not entitle you the right to cause that child physical damage. It does not entitle you the right to intentionally scar that child. If you believe it does, you are a fucking crazy bitch. You are such a crazy bitch, that you’ll like go to prison.

That’s an important indicator during your self-evaluation. Think to yourself, would I go to prison for doing this thing that I’ve got it in my head that I want to do? If the answer is yes, and you continue anyway, have no doubt that you are a crazy bitch.

See this?

This is unacceptable. You do not need to brand your children, they will still be recognised as yours through their use of language, the fact that they live with you and that old reliable stuff we call DNA. Even if someone branded you, you still should not brand your children.

How about this?

This is also unacceptable. You should not have your children tattooed. Tattooing is permanent and it is painful. There’s no bloody reason you need to have a tattoo put on your child. Even if you’re a satanist and you want to hail your demon deity, you still don’t get to put a tattoo on your child. Do you know why? Because that’s fucking psycho! That’s why! Yet again, even if someone tattooed you when you were a child, you still should not tattoo your child.

What about this one?

Burning a child for any reason, is unacceptable. Do you understand? You don’t get to apply a burning hot iron to a child because your hair isn’t straight. You don’t get to burn a child because they’ve been crying. You don’t get to burn a child if they’ve accidentally cut your leg off with a chain saw. You should never burn your child.

And this?

Ripping your sons scrotum and applying superglue to the wound is not acceptable. Regardless of how angry you are, you don’t get to tear the flesh of your child. Regardless of how bad your day has been, you don’t get to rip the scrotum of your son. Regardless of who has been cruel to you in your life, you don’t get to grab your sons genitals and rip away at them so hard that you separate the flesh of his body and you sure as fuck shouldn’t try and fix it with glue and cover up the incident instead of seeking medical attention.

What the fuck is wrong with these batshit, crazy bitches?

Crazy bitch tip: If you know you’re a crazy bitch, please don’t procreate.

Hands off

12 Jun

This video shows a crazy bitch displaying the incorrect way to deal with her concern over a younger guy’s behaviour.

The woman is concerned that the guy is ‘taking pictures’ so she calls the police, then attacks the guy. The guy doesn’t fight back but he does attempt to disable the woman and tell her to stop assaulting him. He yells for help but no one comes to his aid. Apparently when the police did arrive, they arrested the woman but only after seeing the video.

I don’t think it’s unreasonable for the woman to have been bothered by this guy potentially filming scantily clad women at the beach. If that’s what he was doing, of course he should get in trouble for it. Hell, if that’s what he’s doing I hope he gets locked away but she has no reasonable basis for to assume that’s what he’s doing and when you watch the video, you don’t get the impression he’s a lecherous dude trying to have a perv, you get the impression he’s a young guy participating in the hobby of flying a remote controlled drone.

The point at which she goes way too far is when she starts physically attacking the dude. That’s not cool. She’s jumped to a conclusion, judged him as guilty without any evidence and now she’s trying to hurt him! That’s some crazy bitch activity right there!

Can you imagine if a man had caught an adolescent girl flying a drone around at the beach and had decided that she was trying to perv on him and his mates, then tackled her and started punching at her? That guy would be in jail in 20 minutes and it’d be all over the news the next day, not to mention he’d probably be beaten half to death by any other guys in the vicinity.

Reminds me of this video actually…

So ladies, if you catch yourself at the point of thinking your best course of action is physically attack someone, try to stop to think “This is what a crazy bitch would do. Do I want to be viewed as a crazy bitch?” Part of the reason it’s such a crazy thing to do is that a) the guy isn’t allowed to hit you back and b) if you happen to attack the wrong guy and he chooses to ignore that whole ‘a man should never hit a woman’ thing, it’s going to work out very badly for you.

No, I’m not saying it’s ok for a man to hit a woman, regardless of the circumstances. It’s not ok for anyone to hit anyone. So, yet again I’m trying to get this point across…

Crazy bitch tip: Do not attack anyone, ever.

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