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Please don’t dye your armpit hair

7 Dec Pink and purple armpit hair

Me, personally… not a fan of armpit hair. I tend to be less attracted to a woman who keeps her armpit hair, and I know that nobody else should really give two shits what I find attractive, but I get the vibe a lot of other people are on the same page with this. Still, I have nothing against women keeping their armpit hair. Shit, shaving your face regularly is enough to help any bloke understand that trying to maintain areas that aren’t often seen would be the sort of thing you might choose to skip.

I agree that everyone has the right to present themselves the way they wish. I agree that society is far too judgmental of outward appearance, and we should all shift towards focusing more on the value of a person’s soul, rather than their level of attractiveness.

Having said that, I don’t think fashion is going away any time soon. Part of fashion is trying new things. Part of trying new things is getting things wrong. But then you see something like this.

Pink and purple armpit hair

Photo credit: gypsy-lovechild and queer-vegan-tspin Tumblr

Some things are not right. Dying your armpit hair is one of them. I’m not saying you shouldn’t be allowed to do it, I’m just saying a lot of people are going to think you’re a crazy bitch.

I don’t know shit about fashion. I don’t know shit about what it’s like to be a woman. I do know that this is a trend I hope goes away soon.

You can find out more about this at: http://m.beautyheaven.com.au/hair/hair-colour/dyeing-armpit-hair-beauty-trend-13842, while I attempt to stop dry heaving.

Crazy bitch tip: dying your armpit hair is not a form of social protest, it’s a way of informing people that you’ll jump on a trend that should be avoided.


Episode #14 – Shaved

12 Jun


21 May

Janeane Garofalo is a stand-up comedienne and she’s pretty good at that. I’m not going to say that I’m certain she’s a crazy bitch but it is a question that I ponder when I see things like the following video.

Now, that’s footage of a bit of stand-up and stand-up comedy is exactly that, comedy. Comedians and comediennes often adopt a persona when they perform. The persona is sometimes very close to their everyday selves and sometimes the total opposite. Who knows if she really believes what shes saying here but Janeane is talking about the removal of female pubic hair as pandering to the wants of men and implying that if a man is more attracted to lady-bits sans pubes as likely pedophiles.

I disagree with her take on both these things. Firstly, if you had the choice of eating a lasagne full of pubes or a lasagne with zero pubic hair content, I’m betting the average person would take the non-pube variant.

Secondly, guys are generally pretty easy to please when it comes to vaginas. If there is a vagina in the vicinity, there’s going to be a guy trying to get access to it, regardless of make, model and trim.

Thirdly, I firmly believe that the majority of women’s fashion has absolutely nothing to do with what men are interested in. I personally did not dictate any of this, for example:

Lady Gaga's fashion

I really think women’s fashion is targeted at other women. That’s OK. I barely notice it anyway, unless it’s this crazy over-the-top stuff, which I just think is weird.

In regards to the health advantages or leaving the fur-berger wearing fur, it’s actually proven that removing the hair is helping to eradicate those little blood sucking parasites we all affectionately know as crabs. This trend has actually lead to pubic lice becoming an endangered species, and that’s about the only time that’s happened and the world has rejoiced at the news.

Pubic Louse

Janeane Garofalo wants to maintain the habitats of these blood sucking, underpants dwellers. Why do you hate humankind, Janeane?

So, is Janeane a crazy bitch? I don’t know. She always seemed nice to me and I liked her portrayal as a female Jerry Seinfeld but I am still confused as to why someone who has had plastic surgery in an attempt to adhere to the wants of Hollywood is complaining that women the world over feel more comfortable wearing a bikini without hair hanging out the sides of it.

Is this what you want, Janeane?


Bikini wax season

From Dribbleglass.com

Hairy 1

Crazy bitch tip: Most guys are surprised to find a massive 70s style bush when they go on a journey into the unknown, and not in a good way. That doesn’t mean you have to get rid of it, just don’t go expecting rave reviews.

Then again, maybe I’m just a cog in the big-wax industry and I’m just trying to negate someone who’s finally discovered the truth about our pubic-hair eradication policy. Or maybe, just maybe Janeane is just taking-the-piss here, and I am too.

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