Tag Archives: silly

Don’t read things that make you feel crazy

21 Apr

 

  
Yes, obviously these are parodies, but they’re disturbingly accurate. 

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t buy magazines that make money by exploiting your insecurities.

Also, if anyone knows the source of these please let me know so I can credit them.

Have you heard of tape?

15 Jan

Seriously?
2015/01/img_4365.jpg

Crazy bitch tip: think about what you’re doing for just a few seconds before you commit to posting it to the Internet.

Video

It’s on the other side

31 Dec

I’m sure this lady is not a crazy bitch, but this video does give the viewer that kind of impression. Come on lady, seriously… it’s on the other side!

Burger “ring”

18 Dec

The lady pictured here is probably very nice and more than likely not a crazy bitch, but the answer she chose here won’t help her convince people of that.

Which of these is not a piece of jewellery commonly worn to symbolise a relationship between two people? A: Engagement ring ; B: Anniversary ring ; C: Wedding ring ; D: Burger ring. The contestant chose B.For those who don’t know, burger rings look like this:

burger-rings

Admittedly, everyone wears them like this while they’re eating them:

burger-rings-on-fingers

But there’d be precious few people out there who would be ok with getting one as a symbol for their relationship.

Crazy bitch tip: If a burger ring is the symbol of your relationship, you should probably get out of that relationship.

80 Miles Per Hour

20 Nov

This lady isn’t a crazy bitch. I really just found this funny so I wanted to post it.

Apparently she’s not the only one who doesn’t understand the concept.

And it’s not a gender thing, either.

At least the kids get it:

Can’t tell if crazy bitch, or dorito

12 Nov

Fashion is a personal preference but I’d suggest that it’s far better not to trigger this question in the minds of passer-bys…

Not sure if human... or dorito

See a few examples of what not to do below. See if you can pick the odd one out.

Crazy bitch tip: If there’s the chance you could be confused for an Oompa Loompa, your fake tan has gone too far.

Image

It’s a bit cold out

11 Aug

It's a bit cold out, better put a hat on (picture of young woman wearing a beanie and jacket but wearing tiny shorts which show off her arse)

%d bloggers like this: