I’m not saying she’s a crazy bitch but chances are a lot of other people would think so…
Then again, if your life’s goal involves a queefs scoreboard and a microphone pressed against your birth canal, who am I to judge? Just be aware that you might not be as revered as you hope.
Crazy bitch tip: Dedication to a skill is generally a good thing, but be sure that skill is useful.
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The urge to do this is understandable, but actually going through with it is… it’s too much.
Crazy bitch tip: Yes, that’s crazy.
To be honest, I kinda think if you know someone well enough to differentiate the taste of their semen based on days gone without ejaculating, you’ve got a very tight-knit relationship going and that’s sort of nice. With that said, it’s still going to sound weird if you question your significant other’s masturbational frequency based on the taste of their man-goo.
Crazy bitch tip: A lot of people are going to assume you’re a crazy bitch if you start using your knowledge a cum-connoisseur as evidence to prove or disprove the statements of others.
Crazy bitch tip: It’s worth checking a mirror over your shoulder before you go outside. I’m not saying you have to, but not doing so leaves you open to situations like the one above.
You can know for sure that it’s a terrible idea when you’re planning to include information such as how much better your vagina is than her vagina, or how far his genitals are inside of your genitals. Generally speaking if the conversation will revolve around sex, or include the word ‘bitch’, it’s highly unlikely that it’s a good call to make, unless of course you want people to think of you as a crazy bitch.
Crazy bitch tip: Nothing good can come of calling your current boyfriend’s ex girlfriend/s
I know fashion is subjective. I know people can wear what they want. I also know that a lot of people read into who you are based on what you wear. So wearing something like this might not give off the impression you want to convey…
Are they meant to be shorts? Did she forgot her pants and only remember her belt? Are they hot pants that got so hot they caught fire? I have no answers for you. All I can tell you is that a lot of people would see this scenario and walk on by thinking they’ve just seen a crazy bitch.
Crazy bitch tip: It’s generally considered a bad idea to wear clothes that illicit the question: “what the fuck is that?”. I know fashion is subjective. I know people can wear what they want. I also know that a lot of people read into who you are based on what you wear.
Credit: I’m not sure if he took this photo, but the user hitlershomie posted it to Reddit, so we give him the credit for this vision reaching your eyeballs.
This “Angel” lady seams nice, articulate and generally well adapted. That is until that noise she makes near the end, and yeah between that and what she’s actually suggesting, that’ll spike up the old crazy-bitchometer!
Crazy bitch tip: Careful about sexual surprises.
