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People will assume you’re a crazy bitch if you speak like one

7 Jun

After this blonde banshee gets off the train to attack the man who so inconsiderately put his bag on the floor near her foot, and he slaps her square in the gob, even the women on the train respond by saying things like:

  • “She’s crazy!”
  • “She’s mental!”
  • “She’s actually attacking him!”
  • “She’s out of her mind!”
  • “He shouldn’t have obviously hit her, but…”

When people have seen a man smack you in the face and they still are focused on how you’re behaving, you’ve got to be doing something seriously wrong. Normally, people would dive in to defend the woman from the horrible man that would dare hit her, but not here! The whole train has evaluated the young woman as a crazy bitch. That’s next level right there.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t swear at strangers. Don’t swear in public. Don’t attack strangers. Don’t chase after strangers who have already smacked you in the face.

Jealousy: hilarious in children, hideous in adults

12 Apr Young boy with his hands on his hips in a display of grumpiness with a younger girl who just interrupted his dance with a different girl.

Some things are funny when kids do them but abhorrent when adults do them. Jealousy is a great example.

That grumpy pose the boy throws at the dance thief is friggin comedy gold!

The grown-up version of jealousy is not as funny. That’s mostly because jealousy is kinda childish. As an adult, you’ll naturally still feel jealous, the difference is that you should have grown out of acting on it. The star of the next video hasn’t learned this lesson yet.

See the difference? The kid is funny, the adult is a bit on the terrifying and unhinged level. Not cool. Very not cool.

Crazy bitch tip: Your jealousy is your issue. Figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn’t hurt other people.

How not to be a crazy, racist bitch

5 Jun

First, the video.

Ok. Get through all that?

What the fuck is this crazy bitch thinking here?

  • She’s calling him a racist in the same sentence as using a racial slur.
  • She’s going off at this guy for having skin that is dark and starting his car.
  • She’s screaming foul-language laden abuse at a stranger while telling him not to frighten her children.
  • She’s yelling about how the cops she strips in front of will be on her side.
  • She’s threatening to have him beaten up.

Yep. That’s a crazy bitch. That’s a crazy racist bitch. And you couldn’t get a better cautionary example than this particular crazy, racist bitch because she is throwing every example of what not to do right out there for the world to see.

If you really want to be an ignorant, racist stripper and traumatize your children while shaking your arse for your cop husband’s mates, that’s your option but if you want to be one of those and get away with it, you might want to at least not go freaking out over nothing and screaming your hate ridden thoughts at people while they video tape you.

Crazy bitch tip: If you relate to this woman on any level, please don’t breed.

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