Tag Archives: tan

There is such a thing as too tanned, we call it burned.

27 May

tanned to crispCrazy bitch tip: If your beauty regime causes people to suspect you’re being burnt alive, it’s time to back it off a bit.

Can’t tell if crazy bitch, or dorito

12 Nov

Fashion is a personal preference but I’d suggest that it’s far better not to trigger this question in the minds of passer-bys…

Not sure if human... or dorito

See a few examples of what not to do below. See if you can pick the odd one out.

Crazy bitch tip: If there’s the chance you could be confused for an Oompa Loompa, your fake tan has gone too far.

Just a reminder

14 Oct

Crazy bitch tip: tan leggings make bad pants

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