Tag Archives: unusual

The Queen of Queef

11 Aug

I’m not saying she’s a crazy bitch but chances are a lot of other people would think so…

Then again, if your life’s goal involves a queefs scoreboard and a microphone pressed against your birth canal, who am I to judge? Just be aware that you might not be as revered as you hope.

Crazy bitch tip: Dedication to a skill is generally a good thing, but be sure that skill is useful.

 

Crazy right?

20 Jan
Crazy right?

Posted to reddit by xThunderpimp

The urge to do this is understandable, but actually going through with it is… it’s too much.

Crazy bitch tip: Yes, that’s crazy.

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A matter of taste

30 Dec

When did you last masturbate? This doesn't taste like three days!

To be honest, I kinda think if you know someone well enough to differentiate the taste of their semen based on days gone without ejaculating, you’ve got a very tight-knit relationship going and that’s sort of nice. With that said, it’s still going to sound weird if you question your significant other’s masturbational frequency based on the taste of their man-goo.

Crazy bitch tip: A lot of people are going to assume you’re a crazy bitch if you start using your knowledge a cum-connoisseur as evidence to prove or disprove the statements of others.

The grapefruit technique

25 Jul

This “Angel” lady seams nice, articulate and generally well adapted. That is until that noise she makes near the end, and yeah between that and what she’s actually suggesting, that’ll spike up the old crazy-bitchometer!

Crazy bitch tip: Careful about sexual surprises.

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