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Sometimes you can’t hold it

19 Apr

Credit goes to reddit.com/u/majibita for capturing this unsightly faux pas.

credit to reddit.com/u/majibita

In all fairness, the woman in this picture is more than likely a nice, normal human being who just had a shitty night (I’m sorry). At least her face isn’t in the picture.

Take this as a damned good reminder that, if you’re not feeling so hood, you’re better off facing the queues at the ladies dunnies that trying to hold out to flirt with Mr Right.

Crazy bitch tip: your flirting success rate will greatly diminish in accordance with the amount of fecal matter you currently have dripping down your legs.

Do not lick cream out of someone’s buttcrack for tickets to a festival

21 Dec

A Chilean woman was so desperate for tickets to a festival called Maryland¬† that she LICKED CREAM OUT OF A RADIO DJ’S BUTT to ‘win’ them.

Tastes like eternal shame

Tastes like eternal shame

I don’t think I need to go into a lot of detail on this one. Suffice it to say, you shouldn’t do this.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t lick cream out of people’s butts for tickets to festivals.

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