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A matter of taste
30 Dec
To be honest, I kinda think if you know someone well enough to differentiate the taste of their semen based on days gone without ejaculating, you’ve got a very tight-knit relationship going and that’s sort of nice. With that said, it’s still going to sound weird if you question your significant other’s masturbational frequency based on the taste of their man-goo.
Crazy bitch tip: A lot of people are going to assume you’re a crazy bitch if you start using your knowledge a cum-connoisseur as evidence to prove or disprove the statements of others.
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They don’t fit, ok!?
2 Jul
Crazy bitch tip: things can be too small, even when you’re very skinny.
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If we destroy all the scales no one will know we’re fat
21 Apr
Crazy bitch tip: Don’t blame the scales for what they say.
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Welcome to Wendy’s
20 Mar
Crazy bitch tip: be sure your clothing is appropriate for your workplace.
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Take it as a sign…
13 Mar
So, apparently these photos are evidence of an epidemic of prostitutes in New Zealand trying to attract business by showing off their skills on the public street signs. Looks like it didn’t work out too well for this particular lady of the night.
If you want to read more about how the Kiwis are tackling this unique issue, check out this article
Crazy bitch tip: If you feel you absolutely have to pole dance in public using a street sign, at least check it’s up to the challenge before you start.
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Butterflies have a short life span
12 Mar
Crazy bitch tip: Butterflies have a short life span. The same is true of the time in your life when wedging a g-banger up your clacker and exposing your caboose is going to be well received.
