People will assume you’re a crazy bitch if you speak like one

7 Jun

After this blonde banshee gets off the train to attack the man who so inconsiderately put his bag on the floor near her foot, and he slaps her square in the gob, even the women on the train respond by saying things like:

  • “She’s crazy!”
  • “She’s mental!”
  • “She’s actually attacking him!”
  • “She’s out of her mind!”
  • “He shouldn’t have obviously hit her, but…”

When people have seen a man smack you in the face and they still are focused on how you’re behaving, you’ve got to be doing something seriously wrong. Normally, people would dive in to defend the woman from the horrible man that would dare hit her, but not here! The whole train has evaluated the young woman as a crazy bitch. That’s next level right there.

Crazy bitch tip: Don’t swear at strangers. Don’t swear in public. Don’t attack strangers. Don’t chase after strangers who have already smacked you in the face.


“I’ma kill that dick”

20 Apr

Crazy bitch tip: if you tell a guy you want you to kill his dick, you’re never going to get near it.


“I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets.”

9 Apr

Don’t try to use your looks to get out of tickets, or this might happen to you.

Crazy bitch tip: The police are there to do a job, don’t be a bitch about it.


No interviews when you’ve been drinking

13 Jan

This lady is probably not a crazy bitch, but this interview isn’t a good defense against any accusations of that nature.

Crazy bitch tip: It’s not always a good thing to be on TV.


You will be judged

9 Jan

If you’ve done something stupid enough to cause you to be standing in front of a judge, don’t be foolish enough to treat that judge with disrespect. It’s literally their job to judge you and they take it very seriously when people disregard that.

Learn from this orange wrapper jam packed full of clueless crazy bitch.

Looks like she wasn’t so disrespectful when she revisited the same court.

Crazy bitch tip: Treat people with respect, even if you’re only doing it for your own good.


Do not drive on the footpath

7 Jan

The fact that the road you want to drive on is busy does not mean you’re allowed to start driving on the sidewalk.

I kinda like the fact that the judge made her wear a sign indicating that she’s an idiot.

Crazy bitch tip: The rules apply to you, too.



It’s on the other side

31 Dec

I’m sure this lady is not a crazy bitch, but this video does give the viewer that kind of impression. Come on lady, seriously… it’s on the other side!

%d bloggers like this: